Random Dump Zone, part.. what? Kajillion?

[Bloodlessr]

Yeah I smoke cigars once every few weeks maybe. Its not a daily thing.

 

[sketchyrx]

I could handle that...were you at a club when you smoke the hooka thinger?

 

[Bloodlessr]

Funny druken story time kids.

So, I went out of town to visit a friend in college with some other friends yesterday. We got there, ate burgers, bought alcohol etc. First we started drinking, then we walked across town to a party. We watched boxing and softcore porn while drinking and smoking a hooka. We left. Then we walked around town kicking stuff and being stupid. We found a playground and had some fun there. I did a ton of pull ups and hurt my abs hardcore. My friend tore his pants twice during the walk, once on the knee and once in the crotch. We caught a kid beating it in his house and we through shit at his windows and laughed. I was tackled by a girl who I then fake fought. I found two sweatshirts somehow, I buried them both. We finally make it back to his dorm. Drink more. I entertained the women folk while the rest of the guys proceeded to be super loud and spray lotion all over the hallway outside the room. Next thing I know someone says there are cops outside and I'm like "whatever". Btw, I was super trashed at this point, like trashed out of my mind. So I get up and look over and there is already a female officer in the room. So, without flinching I walk up to her and talk to her. Me and my friend's roomate and his gf are the only ones in the main room now and we talk to her. The rest of the drunk guys are in a bedroom. We somehow managed to get her out of there without her doing anything. Then we proceeded to talk about how we were sweet etc. At this point I don't remember much except for being really dizzy. One of my less experienced friends puked all night and was violently ill the next day. He proceeded to be super sick and pukey the rest of the 3 hour drive home. That part sucked other than that though it was a fun time.

 

[sketchyrx]

Fun like a bag of angry kittens. *The Dan*

 

[dascoot]

Every time you write *the Dan* I see you through your hands in the air like SUPASTAR!!

 

[leone]

:lol: Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this!

 

[sickboy]

today we found out that our two way radio picks up the drive thru headset from chick-fil-a by the store.
it was great, we kept messing with them and they had no idea where it was coming from.

 

[Caren H]

Originally posted by leone@May 7 2006, 10:32 AM
:lol: Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this!

I :heart: that line... :lol:

 

[andy]

Why not down your pants? That's where the pot o' gold is!

 

[dascoot]

If your smelling your fingers after they've been in your pot o' gold then you need to let Ken know you've finally found something that grosses me out.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 8 2006, 03:12 PM
If your smelling your fingers after they've been in your pot o' gold then you need to let Ken know you've finally found something that grosses me out.

:lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by sickboy@May 7 2006, 05:55 PM
today we found out that our two way radio picks up the drive thru headset from chick-fil-a by the store.
it was great, we kept messing with them and they had no idea where it was coming from.

Nice. :lol:

 

[sickboy]

i hit my head at work again today.
i was dusting the software shelves and had to reach behind for some software that had fallen between the rack when this customer came up behind me and asked for help.
i was startled and hit my head on the shelf above me.
now i can't seem to get rid of this headache.
i've taken the maximum amount it says on the aspirin bottle so i don't think i should take anymore.
anyone have any suggestions.
if not, then i'm going to fill a bucket with water and dunk my head three times, but only pull it out twice.
maybe that will work, wish me luck.

 

[sickboy]

i think i should start wearing a helmet to work.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by sickboy@May 8 2006, 06:45 PM
i think i should start wearing a helmet to work.

:lol: I was seriously just typing that exact sentence.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Originally posted by leone@May 7 2006, 09:32 AM
:lol: Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this!

:lol: but that's bad

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by ledzepgrl+May 8 2006, 06:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ledzepgrl @ May 8 2006, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sickboy@May 8 2006, 06:45 PM
i think i should start wearing a helmet to work.

:lol: I was seriously just typing that exact sentence. [/b][/quote]
:lol: That's awesome.

John soak your feet in hot water for ten minutes, I don't know if it'll help much but it'll draw blood away from your brain and make you sleepy, and maybe a nap'll help. *shrug*

 

[sickboy]

i took a hot shower and that seemed to have worked.
my brother's girlfriend told me to hold an ice cube in my hand.
i opted for the hot shower.

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by sickboy@May 8 2006, 06:34 PM
i took a hot shower and that seemed to have worked.
my brother's girlfriend told me to hold an ice cube in my hand.
i opted for the hot shower.

Corean look^ try it.

 

[Caren H]

Didn't work...trying the ice next