I learned today

[sickboy]

i learned that getting hit in the head with the tray that the waiter is carrying your food with can earn you a free meal.
i felt bad for her, it was an accident and the manager was really getting after her, so i left a twenty dollar tip and still paid for my food.
i made sure that she was the one who got the tip and not the people who clean the tables.

 

[dascoot]

John you need to teach classes on how to be a man.

 

[sickboy]

i'm not sure i'm the right person for that job.
what do they call the people who clean the tables anyway?

 

[Scythe]

cleaners?

I pride myself with my deductive reasoning skills

 

[sickboy]

i just realized that i'm a senior member.
what exactly does that mean?

 

[Scythe]

I think it's when you get 2000 posts. You get to brag with it

 

[givemfitz]

Mostly that you talk too much :lol: :lol: :lol: Congrats :woo:

 

[dascoot]

They're called bussers. Previously busboys. And yeah, you get bragging rights now.. and I think also the key to the sub-basement.

 

[Scythe]

Which is a secret <_<

 

[dascoot]

It ain't like anyone knows what that means. You coulda been all slick and pretended I was talking metaphorically. h34r:

 

[sickboy]

bus boys!
i was trying to remember what they were called and i couldn't think of it.
i kept thinking of that stupid bus song from the six flags commercials and i couldn't understand why.
i could picture that creepy old guy that looks like that paul guy from david letterman dancing and smiling.
shudder.

 

[dascoot]

Oh my god, he DOES look like Paul Schaffer!! Hahahaha I could never place it!

 

[sickboy]

i couldn't think of his last name

 

[dascoot]

I think I spelled it wrong but yeah, it took me a few seconds to remember it too. I need to start DVRing Letterman and Conan, I miss them.

 

[sickboy]

i haven't seen conan or letterman in about a year now.
ever since i started working at 6 in the morning, i tend to be in bed early.
well, that and the fact that i'm getting older.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah me too, on both accounts. Except I have to be at work at 5.

 

[sickboy]

it's going to suck tomorrow with the time change.

 

[dascoot]

OH FUCK!

I'm glad you said something. I actually don't have to work tomorrow but Hubster does and he'd be all fuckered up.

 

[sickboy]

it's no problem.
i heard that in arizona, they don't have to change their clocks.
why can't we be like that.

 

[dascoot]

That's what I was sayin at work, I'm like "God damn but tradition dies hard in this country, what the hell" and they all just tittered nervously like I'd laid out a plan to assassinate someone. <_<