Random Dump Zone, part.. what? Kajillion?

Has anyone had any cavities filled lately?







I MEAN IN YOUR TEETH.
 
He's laughing at me for having cancer and talking about how much he loves the Chili Peppers. DRUNK.
 
Some snippets of tonight's conversation:


Andy: What's this in my bottle?
Me: Air?
Andy: No! What's this in my bottle?
Me: Dude if you have something in your bottle you prolly don't have a very fresh beer.
Andy: No! What's this in my bottle?
Me: The fuck you TALKIN bout?
Andy: There's something in my bottle! I'ma go find out what this is. *hangs up* *calls back* It's a widget!


Andy: I believe global warming is really just the planet moving closer to the sun and there's nothing we can do about it.
Me: You dumbass, you're just reading what Garret just wrote.
Andy: NO! That's really what I think!
Me: OK.
Andy: *singing* Taking care of business.. they better pay me.
Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
Andy: *laughing*
Me: Fuckin drunk.
 
Andy: *shrieking Taking Care Of Business* It woulda been so cool if Jerry had done a version of this song. They really need to pay me.
Me: You're a silly drunk.
Andy: I like how we already scared off the new girl. It's been like a minute, and she's signed off and prolly never comin back.
Me: Heh right.
Andy: *shrieking Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band*

^ This guy's fun. :)
 
Hey Andy where ARE your spice drops? How bout you go braid your neck beard you dirty hippie?
 
Back
Top