Joke Thread

[leone]

:lol: Join the dark side, Rhonda. h34r:

 

[Sir_Garland]

Never!!

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Jan 10 2006, 02:33 PM
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "that's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *catching breath* :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

I emailed that to a bunch of people. That cracked me up.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Jan 10 2006, 03:18 PM
Never!!

But we have cookies and ice cream.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah and all-you-can-eat pizza.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Damn, really?? Hmmm.....

 

[leone]

And don't forget cheesecake and burders.

 

[dascoot]

And our music is cooler.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Must. Resist. :huh:

 

[cultclassic]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was highlarious.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by cultclassic@Jan 10 2006, 05:47 PM
highlarious

Oh that reminds me! We have specialer brownies too. :naughty:

 

[cultclassic]

"Ze cheecken will cook in zee oven at 425 degreeez for tree hourzz. If zee bacteria can survive zaat, they dezeerve to live!!!"

- Chef Jacques Pépin, when asked why he does not wash chicken.

 

[Sir_Garland]

"Ze cheecken will cook in zee oven at 425 degreeez for tree hourzz. If zee bacteria can survive zaat, they dezeerve to live!!!"

- Chef Jacques Pépin, when asked why he does not wash chicken.

:lol:

Oh that reminds me! We have specialer brownies too. naughty.gif

Mmmm...*drool*

 

[dascoot]

Ugh I hope no one smears those chickens with AIDS first. :blink:

 

[cultclassic]

Originally posted by dascoot+Jan 10 2006, 05:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Jan 10 2006, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cultclassic@Jan 10 2006, 05:47 PM
highlarious

Oh that reminds me! We have specialer brownies too. :naughty: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

In Soviet Russia chicken smears AIDS on you!!!

 

[leone]

You Work for the Government When:

* The process becomes more important than the product

* You don''t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about

* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there

* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.

* You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money

* You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym

* You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms

* You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance. (1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor (2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention

* You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards.

 

[givemfitz]

Didja hear about the guy with five penises? It was the cause of many difficulties for him but his pants fit like a glove.

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol: