Joke Thread

[leone]

<_< *throws toaster at Fitz's head*

 

[dascoot]

:lol: That was awesome.

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 1 2005, 09:22 AM
<_< *throws toaster at Fitz's head*

:lol: :lol: Awwww maaaaaaan.....this is gonna need stitches.

*Breaks one of Leones endless supply of empty wine bottles and holds it up menacingly while backing out of room*

 

[Sir_Garland]

Originally posted by givemfitz+Jun 1 2005, 12:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (givemfitz @ Jun 1 2005, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leone@Jun 1 2005, 09:22 AM
<_< *throws toaster at Fitz's head*

:lol: :lol: Awwww maaaaaaan.....this is gonna need stitches.

*Breaks one of Leones endless supply of empty wine bottles and holds it up menacingly while backing out of room* [/b][/quote]
:lol: Are you sure it's not "empty wine box?"

 

[givemfitz]

Fine!!!!! :angry: Wine BOX. She'll still get a nasty paper cut if she comes any closer. h34r: :shifty:

 

[leone]

*gets the broom and pokes*

 

[givemfitz]

I'm warning you.......paper cuts can get infected. You could get very very sick. And need a shot. :angry:

 

[leone]

*gets Neosporin*

 

[givemfitz]

*shakes fist in air* Curse you Neosporin. Currrrrrrrrrse Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

 

[leone]

Bwahahahaha! :devil:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Jun 1 2005, 08:07 PM
*shakes fist in air* Curse you Neosporin. Currrrrrrrrrse Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

:lol: You geek.

 

[givemfitz]

:leela: Only here. Well mostly only here. B)

 

[Sir_Garland]

We've used this error at my work before. :lol:

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy,
>to come over. You know the type; thick glasses, unshaven, pocket protector
>full of pens, pencils and Sharpie markers.
>
>Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill
>for a minimum service call.
>
>As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
>
>He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
>
>I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T
>error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"
>
>The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
>before?"
>
>"No," I replied.
>
>"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
>
>So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T
>
>I used to like Harold.

 

[leone]

Those unsuspecting ID 10 T s :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

That was funny. I like jokes I've never heard.





An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."

"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."

 

[givemfitz]

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn`t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

CLICKY

I'm Schindler's List and I've never even seen that movie.

 

[givemfitz]

I'm Easy Rider.

 

[dascoot]

Tee hee easy.. and rider..

I wanna take the long version so I'll have to do it when I get back from getting my car appraised. :woo: