Joke Thread

[michelle]

:lol: Yeah, for a second there I was wondering if we were witnessing the first Adtunes Joke Battle! :woo:

 

[leone]

*gets my sword and helmet* En guarde! :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Raises avant guard shield while spraying right guard in a threatening manner. :spidey:

 

[dascoot]

Dueling Banjos up in this bitch. :lol:

For some reason the one about the man and his secretary on the train reminded me of Erika.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 24 2005, 08:10 PM
Dueling Banjos up in this bitch. :lol:

:lol: :lol: I'm putting that in the Greatest Hits thread!

 

[leone]

Originally posted by givemfitz@May 24 2005, 08:09 PM
Raises avant guard shield while spraying right guard in a threatening manner. :spidey:

Bring it on!

 

[dascoot]

Dude you know she's got swords right? Or like.. WANTS a sword anyway.. so ya best watch yer ass.

 

[leone]

I want a real one, the fencing swords don't count.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah but you could poke the hell outta someone's eyeball, or play I'm Not Touching You with it realllly close to his face.

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 24 2005, 05:31 PM
Dude you know she's got swords right? Or like.. WANTS a sword anyway.. so ya best watch yer ass.

Dude vibe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 24 2005, 08:35 PM
Yeah but you could poke the hell outta someone's eyeball, or play I'm Not Touching You with it realllly close to his face.

:lol: :devil:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by givemfitz@May 24 2005, 08:40 PM
Dude vibe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, well what does this tell us? :lol:

 

[dascoot]

I don't get it, he thinks we're dudes?

 

[givemfitz]

No lololol :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

I can usually keep up with Fitz but I think I done fried my brains or something.

 

[givemfitz]

I'm insane. Lack of sex will do that. That's what going to Lancaster means. It's where I just moved from. I know WOMEN there. Women I can walk up to and say, "I caught you a delicious bass." And in this thread there's no way for you to know what dude vibe means so let it go.

 

[dascoot]

But I can't.

 

[givemfitz]

After I offered to shower with Leone when she said she was cleaning up the world one perv at a time I PM'd her cuz I always just assumed she was a she but wanted to make sure. Can't be offering to shower with other guys on the internet. Yaknow?

 

[dascoot]

Oh.

 

[givemfitz]

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.

While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't able to find them on Sunday.