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[sketchyrx]

For serious. Now I have to go to the broom closet. Any takers?

 

[Bloodlessr]

The what what?

 

[leone]

Ever watch Silence of the Lambs?

 

[dascoot]

The TUCK dance! Or ANY dance, I'm really not picky. Just wanna see a naked dude that isn't saying "Oh yeah baby, my rocket ship's about to blow up all over your launch pad!"

 

[leone]

:blink: Please tell me that's not who I think it is. :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 12:09 AM
The TUCK dance! Or ANY dance, I'm really not picky. Just wanna see a naked dude that isn't saying "Oh yeah baby, my rocket ship's about to blow up all over your launch pad!"

I do not believe he'd be game for that.

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr+Aug 10 2006, 01:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bloodlessr @ Aug 10 2006, 01:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 12:09 AM
The TUCK dance! Or ANY dance, I'm really not picky. Just wanna see a naked dude that isn't saying "Oh yeah baby, my rocket ship's about to blow up all over your launch pad!"

I do not believe he'd be game for that. [/b][/quote]
You'd have to run it by him first before you say he wouldn't be interested. Go! Now!

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: No it wasn't him, it was this tragically ridiculous porno I saw once. And then durin the money shot the guy goes "Three!! Two!! One!! BLAAAST OFFFF!!"

:lol: It was one of those classic moments in cinematography.

 

[Bloodlessr]

There are two porn vids that are Hilarious, balls deep in anus and orgasm of ultimate pain. Try to find them, they are good.

 

[dascoot]

My friend Tim, that guy Panther that comes here sometimes, he was gonna send me this pirate porn where they're all dressed up with the accents and everything but he couldn't rip it or some damn thing, I cried.

 

[sketchyrx]

No crying over lost porn.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 04:15 AM
:lol: :lol: No it wasn't him, it was this tragically ridiculous porno I saw once. And then durin the money shot the guy goes "Three!! Two!! One!! BLAAAST OFFFF!!"

:lol: It was one of those classic moments in cinematography.

:lol: :lol: Oh jeez. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Aug 10 2006, 04:22 AM
No crying over lost porn.

But it was gonna be the closest I'd ever get to making sweet love to Señor Depp.


Garret just slip the house key under the mat, we'll drug him and put on a puppet show with him.

 

[sketchyrx]

By the by, I was a little obssessed with Mr Panther when I first got here. But he's very elusive so I gave up pretty fast. :blink:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 04:26 AM
Garret just slip the house key under the mat, we'll drug him and put on a puppet show with him.

:lol: You know what I'm picturing? Remember that Total Eclipse of the Heart thing someone posted a while back? :lol:

 

[sketchyrx]

Ok that's enough therapy for one night. I still have to go to the store and get milk. "Milk was a bad idea." Goodnight! :zzz:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone+Aug 10 2006, 04:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Aug 10 2006, 04:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 04:26 AM
Garret just slip the house key under the mat, we'll drug him and put on a puppet show with him.

:lol: You know what I'm picturing? Remember that Total Eclipse of the Heart thing someone posted a while back? :lol: [/b][/quote]
Hmm noo.. *scratching head*

Panther's not so much elusive as he is certifiably insane. Naw I'm playin he's good people. I can give you his number.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Aug 10 2006, 04:30 AM
Ok that's enough therapy for one night. I still have to go to the store and get milk. "Milk was a bad idea." Goodnight! :zzz:

I have therapy this afternoon at 1!! Quick someone fuck with me so I have something to talk about.

 

[leone]

Click

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 04:37 AM
I have therapy this afternoon at 1!! Quick someone fuck with me so I have something to talk about.

Santa doesn't exist!