Good lord

[MeganJane]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 22 2006, 08:38 PM
Dude, the disposable camera off of our table would be All Boobs. And we'd be the only slobs showin up in jeans. :lol:

:lol: All boobs....and that's different from the Frat Table how??

OMG, I would LOVE jeans, hahaha. It would prevent all of those horrid flowered "Auntie Em" dresses all the relatives are going to wear!

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: Not only boobs!

*slurring* We now journey up Melissa's nose!! *hic*

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol:

I'd venture to guess there might be more than one penis in a tiny top hat too. :naughty:

 

[leone]

:lol: Fitz and his grass hula skirt.

 

[MeganJane]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 22 2006, 08:54 PM
:lol: :lol:

I'd venture to guess there might be more than one penis in a tiny top hat too. :naughty:

Heeheehee, I love that show!

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by MeganJane+Mar 22 2006, 08:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MeganJane @ Mar 22 2006, 08:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Mar 22 2006, 08:54 PM
:lol: :lol:

I'd venture to guess there might be more than one penis in a tiny top hat too. :naughty:

Heeheehee, I love that show! [/b][/quote]
:heart:


Hahah I forgot about Fitz, my god what would a reception be without the drunken Helicopter?

 

[leone]

:lol: Or the Redneck Bunch! :leela:

 

[dascoot]

Hahaha like.. everyone's doin the Chicken Dance and Fitz is careening around the dancers with you and a skillet in hot pursuit. :lol:

 

[leone]

:lol: With curlers in my hair and an endless supply of toasters.

 

[dascoot]

And and!! Hahahh and on the RSVP cards, y'all scratch out "chicken" and "beef" and request "possum fritters". And the S's and R's are written backwards. :lol: :lol:

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: And attack the waiter with empties when he forgets the 'coon tarts.

 

[dascoot]

We'll have to plan the location of the wedding according to where they're filming COPS at the time, because wedding videos are expensive.

 

[MeganJane]

:lol: :lol: I love you guys.

 

[leone]

:lol: Maybe we could win something if we send the tape to the Redneck version of America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

[dascoot]

$50 in singles and a month's supply of Michelob! :woo:


That can be the wedding gift from us all.

 

[leone]

We might need to save some of those empty beer bottles. That'll cover the parking tickets our double-wides get for blocking a city block.

 

[a_iver]

Since I can't intelligibly follow the drunken stupor that procedes me:

Hi mj! Good to see you back!

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Fuck a ticket, us ladies can just pull out The Girls, everyone knows they don't ticket topless women. Even topless rednecks. Boobs is boobs.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by a_iver@Mar 22 2006, 07:53 PM
Since I can't intelligibly follow the drunken stupor that procedes me:

Hi mj! Good to see you back!

Ditto. :lol:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 22 2006, 10:54 PM
:lol: :lol: Fuck a ticket, us ladies can just pull out The Girls, everyone knows they don't ticket topless women. Even topless rednecks. Boobs is boobs.

:lol: :lol: Or we could just show 'em the photos from the disposable camera.