The funniest thing I've seen today

[leone]

Ooh, there's more!

 

[leone]

always look behind you when you hear menacing violin music begin to play.

:lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

21) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

 

[leone]

This is what I see as I'm about to check my email. :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Awww, bebe :wub:

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by ledzepgrl@Feb 25 2006, 08:42 PM
21) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

Don't they always have celery or some type of green, leafy vegetable sticking out the top? :huh:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Hehe :lol:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by ledzepgrl@Feb 26 2006, 09:37 AM
Hehe :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Chuck doesn't let it mellow OR flush it down!!! :!@#$:

 

[Sir_Garland]

Originally posted by dascoot@Feb 26 2006, 12:37 PM
Chuck doesn't let it mellow OR flush it down!!! :!@#$:

:lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

If Daddy raised the kids... :wub:

 

[Sir_Garland]

I always laugh every time I see that. :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

I wuv the wittle baby on the motorcycle :wub: :wub:

 

[Sir_Garland]

He's so cute with his pouty face. :wub:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Awww and his little fat arms :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Jackass for Kids :lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

http://ztops.ytmnd.com/

That is an insane cat.

 

[Caren H]

Down right scary.

 

[Sir_Garland]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

 

[ledzepgrl]

Oooh, I remember that being posted once before.....but it's still so funny :lol: