The funniest thing I've seen today

[dascoot]

So dress in drag.

 

[Bloodlessr]

F that.

 

[dascoot]

Come onnn. Or don't! Wear a kilt, that's men's clothing. Then you can tell everyone you're a Catholic school girl. BAM, sponsorship. It's flawless.

 

[sketchyrx]

my new avatar.

 

[sketchyrx]

I tried to make it my avatar, but it was all distorted. This is an Australian ad for Pepsi with David Hasselhoff. :blink: h34r: h34r:

 

[sketchyrx]

It also looks like he's wearing white tube socks with slide sandals with studs. I dunno. Take a close lookeee...

 

[sketchyrx]

this is for caren h

 

[sketchyrx]

I'm entertaining myself at this hour now. :lol: :lol: I need sleepytime..

 

[dascoot]

Hahahah @ that farmer's tan.

I could resize the Hoff/Elvis ad for you, but I'd have to crop it a bit..

 

[sketchyrx]

NAH,I don't need to keep changing my avatar. I'm happy now with my cat und bear .

 

[sketchyrx]

But I'm so happy I've figured out how to get pictures on here!!!*dances around room*do dodoo doodle dee do*

 

[dascoot]

:lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace
>(and elsewhere)
>
>1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline
>was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
>
>2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
>craps on everything, and then leaves.
>
>3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success
>and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
>
>4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming
>upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
>
>5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
>
>6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
>cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.
>
>7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
>potato.
>
>8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
>Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working
>to stay home with the kids.
>
>9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
>whiny.
>
>10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
>because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
>
>11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's
>workplace.
>
>12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying
>but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben
>wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another.
>
>13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
>electronic device to get it to work again.
>
>14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just
>above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are
>often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
>designed to solve.
>
>15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message
>"404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
>
>16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the
>same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and
>subdivisions.
>
>17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize
>that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an
>email by
>mistake)
>
>18. WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.
>
>19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a
>Cube Farm.

 

[ledzepgrl]

First names you didn't know

 

[leone]

I actually knew some of those. :blink: :nerd:

 

[Sir_Garland]

Mine is timing out. I can't open it.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I knew a few.

 

[Caren H]

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Feb 22 2006, 03:41 AM
my new avatar.

My mind is seriously in the gutter right now.

With the long bottle and the soda squirting...must...resist...the gutter...

...I can't do it!

 

[a_iver]

Bwa hahaha :devil:

 

[dascoot]

No no! No no no! No resisting! Gutter good.