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The funniest thing I've seen today
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GAY WEDDING ETIQUETTE...LOL
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to
see each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have:
Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have
an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from
eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the
priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,
flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always
thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go
dancer.
9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For
the Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.
10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to
see each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have:
Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have
an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from
eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the
priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,
flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always
thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go
dancer.
9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For
the Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.
10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!
leone
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"I love that Republican smell..."
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Funniest thing I saw this week:
I was at Albertson's, when this 3-4 year old ran ahead of his mom, to the door. The doors didn't slide open, probably because he was too tiny for the sensors... So what does he do? He raises both his arms, and yells "OPEN SESAME!!!" The door opens, and he walks out like it's the most normal thing in the world!!! :lol:
I was at Albertson's, when this 3-4 year old ran ahead of his mom, to the door. The doors didn't slide open, probably because he was too tiny for the sensors... So what does he do? He raises both his arms, and yells "OPEN SESAME!!!" The door opens, and he walks out like it's the most normal thing in the world!!! :lol:
:lol: I love kids.
Ya know how velcro has that "crunchy" sound when you pull it apart? The other day at work, the 3 year old tells me..."I think that velcro...sounds like....a CROW, eating LETTUCE!" :lol: :huh: Where do they come up with these things
Ya know how velcro has that "crunchy" sound when you pull it apart? The other day at work, the 3 year old tells me..."I think that velcro...sounds like....a CROW, eating LETTUCE!" :lol: :huh: Where do they come up with these things
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:lol: Crow eating a lettuce!!! :lol: Hi Becka!
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:blush: So that's why I wasn't getting any mails...
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is the "kevin federline-peanut butter jelly time clip" old news around here? i just saw it, but i'm out of the loop... 
still funny though.
still funny though.Similar threads
