The funniest thing I've seen today

These are like the Chuck Norris thing Melissa posted awhile ago but with Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel drives a full size replica of the Millenium Falcon.

Vin Diesel invented trees so that he could have salad more often.

God and Vin Diesel once made a bet for the souls of all mankind. The challenge was to see who could eat the most chicken pot pies in 60 seconds, which Vin Diesel won by 3 pies. He still hasn't decided what to do with the all souls.

When going on a date, colonge sprays itself with Vin Diesel in order to smell good.

When Vin Diesel falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin.

Vin Diesel receives no sustenance from food nor water, but is instead kept alive by his own smug sense of self-satisfaction.

Like icebergs, you can only see about 10% of Vin Diesel above the surface of the earth.

Vin Diesel invented the internet while trying to steal cable TV.

If Vin Diesel falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, he will find the nearest person and accurately reconstruct the noise he made as he fell.
 
"Humans share 90% of their DNA with chimpanzees. Vin Diesel, on the other hand, shares 100% of his DNA with Aerosmith." :lol: :lol:
 
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