The funniest thing I've seen today

[Scythe]

lol! :lol: sure a little bump or so, but not a real foot

 

[dascoot]

Yeah it might be doctored, but my mom's told me many stories about how I'd kick her so hard that you could see my little foot (don't know about how much detail could be seen though). And this one time I kept kicking and kicking, and my dad reached out real quick and grabbed my foot, and I like froze for a second, jerked my foot back, and was verrrry still for a long time after. :lol:

 

[Scythe]

:lol: is that possible?

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 11 2005, 12:19 PM
And this one time I kept kicking and kicking, and my dad reached out real quick and grabbed my foot, and I like froze for a second, jerked my foot back, and was verrrry still for a long time after. :lol:

Aww :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

I know, that's such a cute story.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Scythe@May 11 2005, 12:28 PM
:lol: is that possible?

I guess, she's not the exaggerating type. *shrug*

 

[Scythe]

well exaggerated or not; it's really cute

 

[dascoot]

Tee hee I was a cute fetus. :wub:

 

[Scythe]

*points*
aha!

 

[drizzt_fan14]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ :lol:

 

[leone]

:lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

I haven't been to that site in a long time. Still very funny.

 

[dascoot]

Dude that rocks. :lol:

The letters are great.. how can anyone not get the satire? They REALLY think it's serious? :duh:

 

[Sir_Garland]

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend...Amen


Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a boat....Amen

 

[Scythe]

:lol: kinda mean, but funny

 

[dascoot]

Kinda true too. Icky boys. <_<

 

[Scythe]

:huh: i thought you wuved boys?
btw, not EVERY boy's like that, just te vast majority

 

[dascoot]

I DO :wub: boys, they're just icky is all.

 

[Scythe]

icky as in; gross in their mind or icky as in oozy and green?

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Scythe@May 12 2005, 04:17 PM
gross in their mind

^ That. And sometimes the other one too.