The funniest thing I've seen today

[dascoot]

Betch, let's go buy some shoes.

 

[dascoot]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=70...85087&q=blowjob

 

[leone]

:lol: How do you stay calm like that? I'd start giggling like a mofo.

 

[dascoot]

For serious, I'd be bright red too boy. :lol:

 

[leone]

"Hey Bill! Hey camera guy! 'Blowjob!'" *falls out of chair laughing*

 

[dascoot]

Haha and they'd be all throwin high fives and laughing like Beavis and shit.

 

[leone]

woot for immaturity! :woo: It'll prolly come back and bite me in the ass one day but it's fun now.

 

[dascoot]

Peepee jokes never have negative consequences!! :woo:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Unless they actually involve urinating somewhere urine is not supposed to be.

 

[leone]

:lol: Unless you tell 'em in the workplace. h34r:

 

[dascoot]

There was a dude at the Assisted Living Facility that would pee on this plastic tree all the time. Then another dude picked up the tree and beat him with it.

 

[leone]

First of all, :lol: :lol:
Second, was he okay?

 

[dascoot]

No.

Pee Dude's name was Phil and Beat Dude's name is Larry. And Larry is a fucking douchebag, I hate him. And Phil was this adorable, sweet guy. So one day Phil was walking too close to Larry and Larry hauled off and knocked the shit outta him, and I heard Phil cry and went running.. found him on the floor crying, so I got him up and went and called my step mom who is the nurse there. They called 911, got Larry Baker Acted and sent Phil to the hospital. Phil wound up having a broken hip and he died of pneumonia from complications with the break about a week later. I quit the week after that.

 

[leone]

Oh no. I'm a turd for laughing.

 

[dascoot]

Awww no it's ok, that part was funny. I'm a turd for bringing down the Funny thread.

It's ok, Phil's peeing on angels now.

 

[leone]

:lol: I'm picturing Harry Shearer's God voice saying, "Phil, what did I tell you about that?"

 

[dascoot]

:wub: Phil. He had such a sweet smile, looked just like a ornery little boy.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Haha :lol:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Fuckin camper in the background..

 

[dascoot]