The funniest thing I've seen today

I got a C. :lol: Of Mimi Rogers, "She was married to Tom Cruise until she found out he was gaaayyyyy!!!" :lol:
 
I was ringing this old lady up today for her prescriptions, she had to be in her late 70s - early 80's...and the pharmacist says to her, "How you doing today?" and she says right back, "I'm doing everyone!" and we all collapse in laughter. Then she proceeds to tell a nasty joke about abortions and Czechoslovakia... :lol:
 
I dunno, she said it so low and then she whispered in some other ladies ear, I couldn't hear the punchline. Something like, what do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia? A Czech something or other... :(
 
The third one is my favorite. Remember the comedy series last summer? A whole bunch of stand up comedy and then FOTC. They rocked.
 
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