The funniest thing I've seen today

:blink: Please say that that's fake. Please, please, please. :lol:
 
Poopface says I can't. :annoyed: But the problem with that is that I keep asking him, I need to just go find me one and bring it home, like I did with Seamus. I was at Walmart and I saw the puppies and I grabbed the only boy dog and ran, had him halfway home before I called and told him "Guess what, you have a new son!"

I wanna find a little runt pygmy something, so it'll stay tiny forever. :) I have my two guard dogs already, now I want something diddle that I can carry in my purse. :wub:
 
:lol: :lol: Don't leave him on hubby's pillow, he might moon him. :lol:
 
Ok I finally saw that old lady again today. She's frickin' 85 and she tells the dirtiest jokes.

What do they call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?

A cancelled Czech (check).
 
There's a farmer working in the field and he sees another farmer coming down the road carrying a jar.

He asks the guy, "Hey what are you doing with that jar?"

The man replies, "I'm going to get some honey from the honeybees."

And he comes walking back with a jar of honey.

The next day he sees the other man walking down the road with another jar.

He asks the guy, "What are you doing with THAT jar?"

The man replies, "I'm going to get butter from the butterflies."

The farmer shakes his head knowing that's not possible, but sure enough the other man comes back down the road with a jar full of butter.

The next day he sees the man again and he's carrying some sticks.

He asks him, "What are you doing with THAT?!"

The other man replies, "I'm going to get some pussy from the pussywillows, " and the other man grabs his hat and says, "HEY WAIT FOR ME!"

So this little old lady is leaning over the counter and practically whispering this to me... :lol:
 
Some old guys at my work were telling me and my friend about how hot tiger wood's wife is one day, they decided it was because she was swedish. Old guys love swedish women.
 
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