Random Dump Zone, part.. what? Kajillion?

If it's wind speed is above 75 then it's a hurricane. So at 40 mph it's closer to a depression. And bust out the duct tape for your car. :ph34r:
 
i have to put more on there?
that's what's already holding it together, well that and the dirt.
 
if my car floats away, i'm sure it'll be okay.
i always called it a beer can on wheels.
well, that and yukikaze.
 
it was a japanese destroyer and they later used it for a title of an anime, which is sort of like the movie stealth.
i forgot what it meant.
something like snowy wind.
i wasn't the actual person to call my car that, my friend gave it that name since it was the last honda civic to be built in japan before they started building them here in the u.s.
 
well, i better be going, i still have to go to work at 6 in the morning even though they are closing some of the city down for this storm.
i guess people still need their copy of madden 08 to ride out the storm.
wish me luck.
 
well, nothing happened.
according to the news, it turned and went to the north of corpus.
sorry, but i couldn't play hookie today.
i was the only one scheduled to open and the next person didn't show up until i left so that would have left the department with no one to work.
 
i almost forgot to tell you this.
at work today, this guy came in and asked if we sold power generators.
i told him no, but that he should check out home depot or lowes.
i asked if he was getting ready for the storm and he said no, that he forgot to pay his electric bill and he was in the middle of a season on madden and he didn't want to stop playing.
i suggested that maybe, instead of buying the generator, he should pay his bill.
 
You live in Texas? Why did I think you lived in the midwest? Anyway.....isn't there another one headed your way? :unsure:
 
I learned something today:

,,No matter what you think, life can and will get worse''
 
These are interesting

In England in the 1500s......

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide their body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance way. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, thread it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

Now, who ever said History was boring?
 
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