Occasional Horoscope

[leone]

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[givemfitz]

Everything you've ever learned and all that you hope for will be smashed tonight when crazed circus elephants run you and your animal rights friends down repeatedly stepping on your head during their stampeding escape from the big top.

 

[givemfitz]

DO NOT attend that march today!!!!! Although intended to raise the publics awareness of breast cancer it will instead, after a tragic turn, raise their awareness of drunk driving.

 

[givemfitz]

After days of grave and anxious discussion, the stars have decided that it's better if you don't know.