Joke Thread

[givemfitz]

The Not So Dumb Blonde




I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from
the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde..it'll be
important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.

"Shh," I said, " I'm a light bulb -- I'm acting crazy to get a few days
off, as there is an out of town wedding I need to go to until Tuesday.
."

A minute later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off, and come back when
you are de-stressed"

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started
following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.

 

[dascoot]

Oh it's so good to have my Fitzykins back!! :wub: :wub:

 

[givemfitz]

I'm not alllllllll the way back yet. Gotta leave again Friday so Thursday will probably be the last day I'll be around for a few more weeks. But then I should be back for a good while. :devil: :evil: heh heh heh.

 

[dascoot]

Weee!! *clapping hands*

 

[givemfitz]

You & me both darlin. It's been a long haul this time around. h34r: :nerd:

 

[dascoot]

So how bad is Adtunes withdrawal? I'm guessing pretty hardcore.. lucky for me the longest I've gone without the net is the 48 hours we lost power during the canes.

 

[givemfitz]

OOPS went to have a smoke.

It's more than withdrawal since I personally no longer have an ISP. Haven't had one since Sept. Damn Flamingos!!!!! :lol: I just use the one in the house up front where I'm staying when I'm home. And I'm not really home this week. But I'm close.

 

[dascoot]

Are you staying with the wine-spiller?

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Nawwwww. I haven't seen her much since that happened. I'm at Ellies' house.

 

[dascoot]

Oh I thought Ellie WAS the wine-spiller.

The Tarantino Film Festival continues.. with Kill Bill Volume 2!

 

[givemfitz]

Noooooo. If memory serves her name was Cheryl. We only went out a couple of times. <_< What's Tarantino got to do with it?

 

[AmelieMellow]

yay the joke thread is back.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Feb 15 2005, 04:44 PM
Noooooo. If memory serves her name was Cheryl. We only went out a couple of times. <_< What's Tarantino got to do with it?

Since when do I follow along one train of thought? I was just informing you about my movie watching preferences.

 

[Magilune]

:lol: :lol: And the ADD rears it's ugly head yet again.

 

[taikonaut]

yay! im a bigggg fan of the joke thread!

 

[Enyone]

A man walks into an elevator to see a pretty blonde with a t shirt that says
T-G-I-F
he laughs and says S-H-I-T
she laughs and says "T-G-I-F"
he shakes his head and laughs and says "S-H-I-T"
she becomes irritated and says "NO TGIF- you know thank God it's Friday"
he laughs and sayss "S-H-I-T sorry honey it's Thursday"

 

[taikonaut]

:lol:
i've heard of that one but i had forgotten.

 

[givemfitz]

An elderly gentleman, in his mid 90's, with hair well groomed, a great looking suit, a flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a very nice aftershave, and presenting a well-cared-for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar an elderly lady, mid 80's, also well dressed and attractive is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says,

"So tell me, do I come here often?

 

[Magilune]

My mom told me this one: :lol:

What's the difference between a brown noser and a butt kisser?






















Depth Perception. :lol:

 

[givemfitz]