Joke Thread

[leone]

:lol: Crap, are we gonna get sued? :lol:

 

[dascoot]

He can get in line if he wants to sue me. <_<

 

[leone]

Ooh...can I add those people to my "Do Evil Things To:" list. I'm free for the summer... So few enemies, so much free time.

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by Scadoot
He can get in line if he wants to sue me.

:lol: Wrong line. :naughty:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Jul 8 2005, 12:58 AM
Ooh...can I add those people to my "Do Evil Things To:" list. I'm free for the summer... So few enemies, so much free time.

Woo heck yes! Bring your Collection Agency Whoopin Sword. k:

:naughty: @ Fitz

 

[leone]

Yay! Mayham! :woo:

 

[dascoot]

Oooh ooh and a yellow tracksuit, that'd be hot.

 

[leone]

*looks for "Battle Without Honor or Humanity"* :devil:

 

[dascoot]

*wears the Charlie Brown shirt just cause*

 

[givemfitz]

*Gets clown shoes and Nixon mask* Can I come?

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: What's your weapon of choice?

 

[givemfitz]

Deadly chemical ones. Everybody stand back or I'll pull my finger. :nuke:

 

[dascoot]

He held up a Taco Bell before arriving at the rumble.

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Melissa, get the gas masks.

 

[dascoot]

Shit, fresh out! OK uncap ya a sharpie and hold it under your nose.

 

[givemfitz]

I have clothes pins & swimming goggles.

 

[dascoot]

Haha and a snorkle? For breathing the fresher air above the cloud?

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: Wait, would that stuff raise up or sink to the floor?

 

[dascoot]

Well warm air rises of course, but you'd think a Fitz cloud would sink given how much more dense in funk molecules it is.

 

[leone]

We can use him as a flamethrower! :lol: :lol: *gets my lighter*