Joke Thread

[leone]

:lol: Ah, I see you've been eating those low carb 'coon tarts.

 

[dascoot]

Da ja vu. :blink:

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jun 24 2005, 11:06 AM
Da ja vu. :blink:

French heh heh. Yep. Coon tarts be Cajun.

 

[leone]

Road trip to New Orleans!! :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Yes'm. I'll show all ya'll some of my favorite places.

 

[leone]

:woo:

 

[givemfitz]

There's this one place on the corner of Bourbon and something. Strip joint. The girls used to sit in a swing and swoop in and out of a second story window. Now it's just a mannequin on a mechanized swing.

 

[leone]

Times are a changing. It's prolly considered unsafe nowadays.

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 24 2005, 02:28 PM
Times are a changing. It's prolly considered unsafe nowadays.

Yeahhhh. lololol. Nudity is no big deal in that part of town. Well damn near nudity anyway. :lol:

 

[leone]

:lol: I meant the swinging out of the window part.

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 24 2005, 02:33 PM
:lol: I meant the swinging out of the window part.

I know. I'm saying it's the danger of the swing two stories up too. Nothing to do with the fact that the girl was always all but naked.

 

[leone]

Or maybe cuz the people on the ground got distracted and walked into oncoming traffic. :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

They usually got distracted and walked on into the jiggley room.Al Bundy :lol:

 

[leone]

:naughty: :lol:

 

[cultclassic]

:naughty: <- this guy needs tweezers!

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by cultclassic@Jun 24 2005, 03:07 PM
:naughty: <- this guy needs tweezers!

Yeahhhh he does but it would detract from the whole perv image if he used them.

 

[cultclassic]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Jun 24 2005, 05:19 PM
Yeahhhh he does but it would detract from the whole perv image if he used them.

really?
*throws away tweezers*

 

[givemfitz]

:lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Things I'm going to start doing at work and home in order to fight boredom.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In My Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point
A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Myself Over The Intercom Without Disguising My Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks Me To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries With That.

4. Put A Garbage Can On My Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To! Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All My Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All My Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
Answer.

11. Specify That My Drive-through Orders Are "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around My Desk And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell My Friends I Can't Attend Their
Party Because I'm Not In The Mood.

16. Have My Co-workers Address Me By My Wrestling Name, Rock
Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Buy A Chihuahua, Put It In Costume And Teach It To Sit On My Shoulder Like A Parrot

20. When Family Members Ask For Money Tell Them, "Not Only Am I Unable To Honor Your Request But Due To The Economy, I'm Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

[cultclassic]

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by givemfitz@Jun 25 2005, 11:57 AM
12. Sing Along At The Opera.

even better, howl like a dog! :lol: