Deep Thoughts

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 23 2006, 11:58 PM
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk. :lol: :lol:

OMG that one always makes me crack up :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.

 

[ledzepgrl]

^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

God, I can't get enough of this thread. I'm dying :lol:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: I had no idea there were so many of em.



I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.

 

[ledzepgrl]

If you're being chased by an angry bull, and then you notice you're also being chased by a swarm of bees, it doesn't really change things. Just keep on running.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 24 2006, 12:02 AM
:lol: I had no idea there were so many of em.

I know! I thought I had heard all of 'em but keep finding these random ones I'd never seen. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

 

[ledzepgrl]

In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.

 

[ledzepgrl]

When I saw the old bum pushing his grocery cart down the street, at first I felt sorry for him. But then when I saw what was in his cart I thought, Well, no wonder you're a bum, look at the dumb things you bought.

 

[dascoot]

Hahahahahah!!

 

[dascoot]

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm "Italian" feeling.

 

[dascoot]

Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed?

 

[ledzepgrl]

When you're dying, a funny gag would be to act like you see an angel, then pretend like you're having sex with it.
:naughty:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :wub:

As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!

 

[dascoot]

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Warning to all outer-space guys: You can capture me and put me in your "space zoo" if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it's hard to see me. And when I do come out, I won't be wearing any pants.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

 

[dascoot]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be laughing, then jumping off something.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 24 2006, 12:14 AM
And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

:lol: :lol:



The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."