The funniest thing I've seen today

[Donutos]

:lol: i used to live on that site :lol:

 

[dascoot]

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.

^ :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Maddox is friggin sweet.

I read one once about how he made his girlfriend change the oil on his car while he played videogames and then he got in a fight with the neighbors where he proceeds to catch someones shoe in his pecs and then dropkick someone into a cactus that just happened to be there!!! Or the one about bad movies everyone likes!!! And that cartoon strip he made for top gun where tom cruise says "why don't you crash and burn into my ass!" OMG fricking hilarious!!!!!!

 

[ECWtotheXtreme]

tourettesguy.com it is hillarious

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by ECWtotheXtreme@Dec 8 2005, 08:17 PM
tourettesguy.com it is hillarious

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just watched my first Tourette's Guy video, holy shit.. hahahah BOB SAGET!! :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

read one once about how he made his girlfriend change the oil on his car while he played videogames and then he got in a fight with the neighbors where he proceeds to catch someones shoe in his pecs and then dropkick someone into a cactus that just happened to be there!!!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=oil

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Dec 8 2005, 05:55 PM

read one once about how he made his girlfriend change the oil on his car while he played videogames and then he got in a fight with the neighbors where he proceeds to catch someones shoe in his pecs and then dropkick someone into a cactus that just happened to be there!!!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=oil

Yes! :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Merry Xmas, sweetie! It's my dick :lol:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: *bookmarked!*

 

[Donutos]

:lol: :lol: purchased

 

[Sir_Garland]

Heck yeah. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 10 2005, 11:51 PM
:lol: :lol: purchased

Gifts for the adtunes ladies? :naughty:

 

[Donutos]

:naughty: no doubt :lol: :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

So is that like the DiGorno of pizza cause you make it yourself?

 

[Donutos]

:lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Dec 11 2005, 12:06 AM
So is that like the DiGorno of pizza cause you make it yourself?

*rimshot* :lol:

Speaking of which, any pizza yet Rhondakins? I had some today - the literal kind - and I ADDed out and left a slice on my plate and wandered off to do something. So then I hear my husband yellin and Seamus go runnin past with his tail tucked.. fucker ate my pizza!

Hahah the dog gets pizza and I don't! :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

Did you no see my post in vip?? k: It was supreme!! Finally. I thought I was going to have to have Leone set that time maching to 18 yrs!!

 

[dascoot]

Haha yeah I saw that, I thought it was just a reaction to my "using your fingers a lot" comment.

Dude that means I'm the only one not getting delivery now.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Yeah but I had like no delivery since like end of August or something.

 

[dascoot]

Phewww.. I bet that was the best damn cracker you ever ate!