The funniest thing I've seen today

70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
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*looks at my To Read Pile* Aw, this means I can never be one. :(
 
Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Aug 7 2006, 01:51 AM
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This is a very complex series of emotions, you might want to talk to someone about them.

I'm not speaking to you Andy, you fuckin buzzkill.
 
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