The funniest thing I've seen today

[andy]

This here is what they should teach in school...

 

[andy]

This picture.

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by andy@Jul 29 2006, 07:41 PM
This here is what they should teach in school...

:lol: You are SO right. :lol:

 

[leone]

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=ac41...yid%3Ddoogtoons

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Leone you got me hooked on those guys now.




Dude with a cool name makes weird noises.

 

[dumbduck]

fat man with his kids and dog
drove in through the morning fog
hey there rover come on over
red headed lady reaching for an apple
gonna take a bit, nope nope
she gonna breath on it first
wipe it on her blouse
she takes a bit chews it once, twice, three times
stops ...............
takes a long hard look at randy four times
fat old husband walking away
they're walking down the road
left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot

 

[dascoot]

I wanna crash the Twinkie Factory.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 1 2006, 02:28 AM
:lol: Leone you got me hooked on those guys now.

Did you see the ninja one? h34r:

 

[dascoot]

There's several of them. :naughty:

 

[leone]

:lol: I :heart: the Being a Ninja one.

 

[sketchyrx]

So I was perusing the aisles today at work, and I noticed we had a small section of foreign foods. Vegemite and Violet Crumbles and stuff like that, when I noticed Heinz sells something called Spotted Dick and Treacle. The British are so gross.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Someone sent my aunt some Spotted Dick when I was a little girl and I wouldn't go NEAR it. Now I'm interested.

Always wanted to try Vegemite too.

 

[sketchyrx]

I could send you a 'care package' of nasty British foods. :shifty:

 

[dascoot]

Well whether you do or not, you need to send me your address because I keep forgetting to ask for it and I have a care package for you.

 

[sketchyrx]

Woot for gifts! B)

 

[ledzepgrl]

The 86 Rules of Boozing. :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Nice. :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.

:lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.

B)

 

[ledzepgrl]

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

:lol: :lol: