Random Dump Zone, part.. what? Kajillion?

actual conversation that happened between my manager and me on two way radios.
my manager: john, is there a reason way the music is off?
me: no, the cd player shuts off after a while for no apparent reason.
my manager: do we have a way of fixing that?
me: i can push the play button.
when i get to the radio, it was on, but the song had a low volume, so i left it alone.
 
Originally posted by sickboy@Dec 8 2006, 10:32 PM
my manager: do we have a way of fixing that?
me: i can push the play button.
:lol: :lol: More stories!
 
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I live in a home with two dogs and a smoker, but I can assure you that your purchase will not be breathed on or drooled upon.
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DUDE!!! SWITCH TO AMERICAN DAD!!!
 
I know, I saw!! Johnny Depp AND Jon Stewart, oh my god I'm sliding out of my chairrrrrr... :ph34r:
 
Well it wasn't really his voice, but the squirrels were parodies of the characters from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. :wub:
 
Ah, so that's what that was. He was in that movie? :ph34r: Don't hurt me.
 
:lol: Yeah he played the Gilbert character. It's really good, Leonardo DiCaprio was Arnie, they both did a good job.
 
:lol: If I get permission to become a phone sex operator, sure. :naughty: Otherwise I'll have to stick to the free entertainment around here. :(
 
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Hahah have you ever seen Little Britian, like back in the good old days of cable? There's this one where Vicky Pollard is a phone sex operator and she's telling the guy about her and her friends Ferrero, Rocher and Twix. And the guy's like "What are you all doing?" and she's like "Ferrero's watching tv and Twix is pickin at her feet.." :lol: :lol: :lol: :naughty:
 
:lol: :lol: And her friend Snickers is bringing over some pizza with extra sausage? :lol:
 
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