Random Dump Zone, part.. what? Kajillion?

i swear, i think my work life could be a sitcom.
i'm the only person that i know of that can not go one day with out getting some sort of an injury while working.
today could be classified as a double feature.
first, i gave myself a bloody nose with a dvd.
how is that possible you ask?
well it was the band of brothers dvd box set and i misjudged how heavy it was.
when i grabbed it off the shelf, i must have lifted with more force than it needed because the next thing i know, i'm bleeding from my nose and the customer had a horrified look on her face.
next came the kid with the runaway basket (again, i must be a basket magnet or something), he comes flying down the aisle that i was working in and he proceeds to plow over my ankle (i was kneeling down, trying to reach a video game that had fallen to the back of the rack. i looked like yoda in empire when he was rummaging throught luke's stuff).
he hits my ankle, and notices that the basket had stopped moving.
he then pushes harder until he clears my leg.
his dad saw him do it and he laughed about it.
called me a human speed bump.
i showed him my human middle finger.
then i was ushered into the warehouse and told to straighten boxes.
i love working.
i always think of what my grandmother used to say about assholes, she would say,"are those moon pants, because your ass is out of this world"
wait, that's not it.
i think it had something to do with airports and flying.
 
I had a poster that said that. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. :heart:

Hahah man, how old was the kid? And the dad? You shoulda shrieked and threatened to sue, I betcha you woulda got at least an apology.
 
Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 14 2006, 05:08 PM
I had a poster that said that. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. :heart:

Hahah man, how old was the kid? And the dad? You shoulda shrieked and threatened to sue, I betcha you woulda got at least an apology.
that's the one.
the kid looked like maybe he was about six or seven.
i was limping as i threw him the finger and was escorted of to the warehouse.
my manager told the father that if my ankle was broken, best buy would sue on my behalf.
i just gave him the finger until i couldn't see him or his demon spawn anymore.
did i mention that i was cussing like yosemite sam in those looney toon shows?
 
Haaa rickem frackem varmints!

Your manager sounds like good people.
 
that particular manager is cool.
the manager that is actually in charge over me isn't.
which doesn't make any sense since he's a huge tool fan.
every tool fan that i've met have been cool.
i guess he's the exception.
 
*adds to list* I'm looking for jobs in places that give discounts. :)
 
it's a good discount too, 10% above cost.
and on certain item, that's almost half off.
 
Usually my husband plays with his headphones on, but he's got them unplugged and the volume way up right now. And I can hear all his little buddies on Ventrilo. And I'm like YUM, deep voices! And then I remember that they're playing World of God Damn Warcraft, and picture Stewart from Beavis & Butthead.
 
i'm not a fan of world of warcraft.
don't get me wrong, i do play video games, but i just can't see myself playing that one.
i have a few friends who are always trying to get me to play, but i won't do it.
 
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