News Reports

[leone]

It wants me to register.

 

[Scythe]

it can kiss my ass

 

[givemfitz]

Register for what? It's just a news link from google. About a squirrel attack on some 1st graders.

 

[givemfitz]

Register smegister <_<

 

[leone]

I'm sorry but :lol: :lol:

 

[sketchyrx]

I'd say this is newsworthy.

 

[givemfitz]

Well paint my nails and call me Sally <_<

 

[Scythe]

“Your people should live in Israel because when the Apocalypse comes, they will rise up and fight for the non-sinners. And kill the Arab terrorists.”

:huh:

 

[givemfitz]

Welcome to the Bible belt. :lol: :lol:

 

[leone]

Fresno, Calif. is a city that voted overwhelmingly for Bush, both in 2000 and 2004. Fresno is a place that still has cow-tipping and high school parties in the fig fields.

:lol: Sounds like the place to be. :leela:

 

[givemfitz]

Where did this apparent tolerance come from? I certainly don’t remember it from my adolescence — I grew up being called “Jackie Jewenstein.” For my high school’s Multi-cultural Day during my junior year, I was asked by a school administrator if I could make bagels to “share my people’s culture.”

I don’t think that Johnny Vera won Prom Queen because it was a political statement to vote for him. Johnny Vera won Prom Queen because of his supreme self-assurance and leadership. And because he looks wicked in a pair of heels.

My personal favorites.

 

[drizzt_fan14]

Snakes on a Plane

 

[ledzepgrl]

Oh. My. GOD. :blink:

 

[leone]

:blink: That's a big critter.

 

[leone]

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews....NA-COLLAPSE.xml :huh:

 

[givemfitz]

Now that we're married do you mind if I just start calling you Tuesday?

 

[leone]

WHO ARE THE FIRST TWO DAYS OF THE WEEK?!!?!?!?!?! :!@#$: :!@#$: :!@#$:

 

[givemfitz]

Ummmmmm Sunday and Monday? I forget their real names.

 

[leone]

*loads toaster launcher* :annoyed:

 

[givemfitz]

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=...arre&id=5395619

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=...arre&id=5387746

:lol: :lol: :lol: