Fact of the day

[givemfitz]

:lol: Not eactly but close enough. I'm gonna take a break from this infernal contraption. Caption in my head flashing "Viewing BORED Index.'

 

[dascoot]

NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOO!!!!

 

[dascoot]

Bastard. :angry:

 

[givemfitz]

WTF?????? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Oh! You came back.

 

[givemfitz]

Well yeahha.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos but Cat urine glows under a black-light!

 

[Sir_Garland]

One of my customers once told me that they pump oxygen into the rooms in Las Vegas so people can't sleep. :lol: He actually believed that this was true.

 

[cultclassic]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Mar 30 2005, 04:52 PM
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

i love coconut juice. may be i should try blood plasma too.

 

[givemfitz]

(Dracula voice) Blaaaaa blaaaaaaa I vant to drrrrink your coco nut.

 

[leone]

:lol:

 

[cultclassic]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Mar 30 2005, 07:06 PM
(Dracula voice) Blaaaaa blaaaaaaa I vant to drrrrink you coco nut.

vegetarian dracula?

 

[givemfitz]

Only when there's no plasma to be had.

 

[cultclassic]

and when his cholesterol count goes up!

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: I think coconut might be bad for that. Or is it just the oil?

 

[dascoot]

Haha @ Dracula with the trots.

 

[drizzt_fan14]

More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.

 

[SiDe]

Did you know:
Putting a rock inside a snowball is a violation of the Geneva Code

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Awesome.

 

[SiDe]

yeah i know! does that make mean i've committed a war crime?

 

[dascoot]

I wonder if putting mayonnaise in condoms and dropping em onto cars from an overpass is a war crime?