Fact of the day

[Magilune]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Jan 27 2006, 05:26 PM
Scroll down. :lol:

using the wrong peanut butter to coax your dog to lick your balls
he 1:stupid fido wouldn't go down on me last nite.
he 2:did you use the jif peanut butter like i told you?
he 1:no i used that damn skippy.

:lol:

Thank you all for the explaination. I don't know why i've never heard that before.

 

[drizzt_fan14]

fact of the day: I'm failing Chemistry class :woo:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Just tell the teacher you are allergic to everything involved in Chemistry and you need special treatment, that always works.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by drizzt_fan14@Jan 30 2006, 11:17 PM
fact of the day: I'm failing Chemistry class :woo:

post your homework here, that should help a bit

 

[drizzt_fan14]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jan 30 2006, 01:19 PM
Just tell the teacher you are allergic to everything involved in Chemistry and you need special treatment, that always works.

or I could say it's against my religion. :lol: Like in Calvin and Hobbes...

 

[Scythe]

strangely if it were my teacher hed believe it

 

[drizzt_fan14]

Wow. :blink: Is he Mr. Gullible from the amanda show? Man, I watch way too much tv..... :lol:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by drizzt_fan14@Jan 30 2006, 11:40 PM
Wow. :blink: Is he Mr. Gullible from the amanda show? Man, I watch way too much tv..... :lol:

well he's not exceptionally naive but... i dunno maybe hes drunk again

 

[drizzt_fan14]

he actually comes to school drunk?

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by drizzt_fan14@Jan 30 2006, 11:45 PM
he actually comes to school drunk?

well no, not anymore, he did back when my brother went to this school though, but... well you never know

bottom line is, hes quite gullible

 

[drizzt_fan14]

just tell him that every day's a free day, no work

 

[Scythe]

:huh:




*takes notes*

 

[leone]

Originally posted by drizzt_fan14@Jan 30 2006, 04:17 PM
fact of the day: I'm failing Chemistry class :woo:

Wait 'til physics. <_<

 

[dascoot]

My senior year AP English teacher was a drunk. I didn't turn in a term paper and she gave me a C on it because she just assumed she lost it. And no I didn't fess up, yes I'm a terrible person.

 

[drizzt_fan14]

Originally posted by leone+Jan 30 2006, 02:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Jan 30 2006, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-drizzt_fan14@Jan 30 2006, 04:17 PM
fact of the day: I'm failing Chemistry class :woo:

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