Bull

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Nov 4 2005, 06:28 PM
Do I have to study for that?

You know, I do offer tutoring sessions. :naughty:

 

[leone]

Score! Oh.. I mean, I guess I should get some tutoring. :devil: :shifty:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Yeah, ya should.

 

[dascoot]

Lesson number one will be held in the broom closet. :naughty:

 

[leone]

Yay! :woo:

When do we move on to the darken alley behind the liquor store? :naughty:

 

[dascoot]

After Supplimentary Lesson #6: How To Take Down A Drunk. Just to be safe, dontchaknow.

 

[leone]

:duh: Of course, of course... Wait, "Take Down a Drunk:" the :naughty: version or the *karate chop* version?

 

[dascoot]

I was actually thinking the Birk To The Crotch method. k:

 

[SiDe]

what the hell is a Birk?

wasn't that the name of that blue guy from that little claymation show from like 20 years ago where he keeps opening the trap-door and monsters keep coming out?

 

[dascoot]

:blink:

No. Not in this case, no. :lol:

Birk = Birkenstock, the legendary Shit Kickin Sandal of hippies and lesbians everywhere.

 

[Bloodlessr]

We sold Birkenstocks at my old job.

 

[andy]

I wear Birks!

 

[Bloodlessr]

Well you must be a hippie or a lesbian then.

 

[dascoot]

He's a lesbian, you can tell by his penis.

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

or lack of!!!!

HEYYYOOOOOOO!!!!!

j/k :lol:

 

[dascoot]

YEAH!! FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!

 

[dascoot]

*throws the tv out the window and kicks the wall and pouts in the corner*

 

[Sir_Garland]

*offers Melissa some more milanos*

 

[dascoot]

*eats the Milanos and pouts on the couch til Stuart Townsend's eyes have time to work their magic*