Name the funniest comeback/insult you've heard!

Thats not what your mom was saying last night in bed...... :lol:




coo....... B)
 
I usually comeback with something like "You're a garbage can".
 
One time my mom gave us Brussel Sprouts for dinner and my brother was complaining that they tasted like dog poop. My sister turned to him and asked him very seriously when was the last time he had eaten dog poop.

that was about 20 years ago and we still crack up about it. :lol:
 
Wanda Sykes on Crank Yankers.. she called a auto repair shop to complain that someone at the shop defacated on the backseat of her car.

She kept going on about how bad it smelled so the guy on the line asked her how bad? She said "it smells like you sold your @$$ to the devil"

That had me dying. I've come to the conclusion that there is no better way to describe a horribly smelling pile of poo than that. Absolutely none.
 
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