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[Donutos]

:lol: i'll take the cows to outerspace and start a fast food chain

 

[dascoot]

Yesssss freeze dried burgers and Tang.

 

[Donutos]

man imagine the possibilities if you really had a rocketship...hell imagine the 'tang' you could get :naughty:

 

[dascoot]

. o O (That's the kind I meant. :naughty

 

[Donutos]

damn right, ima sell my car and buy a real rocket instead of having to pretend

 

[dascoot]

Gas prices'll be a bitch though. Maybe you could sell your body though, you know all the ladies are gonna wanna be with an astronaut with a pimped out ride.

 

[Donutos]

:lol: what's a good fee?

 

[dascoot]

Well it'll take you several tons, possibly several HUNDRED tons, of fuel just to take off and land.. and at $2.50 per gallon, I'd say.......each chick ponies up, what, a mill each? So you better be good.

 

[Donutos]

a mill would be kick ass, i should call Sting and get some tips

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Sting's a gigolo? And no one TOLD me?? Shit make me an appointment when you call him.

 

[Donutos]

no he's famous for being way into the tantric sex. i should probably also call one of those classy escort places and get a job

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 26 2005, 10:43 PM
no he's famous for being way into the tantric sex.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS??

Oooh no, go work at a gay bar. No seriously. You don't have to go home with anyone and the tips will be out of this world. And then you can get your rocket and YOU can be out of this world.

Heh you like that? My pun?

 

[Donutos]

Originally posted by dascoot@Dec 26 2005, 10:45 PM
Heh you like that? My pun?

i'm crying right now :lol: :lol: :lol: all this talk made me read that as "you like that? my poon?"

maybe a gay bar would work, and i can steal all the condoms i want for later use since they have giant boawls of 'em

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 26 2005, 10:47 PM
i'm crying right now :lol: :lol: :lol: all this talk made me read that as "you like that? my poon?"

Oh my GOD. :lol: :lol: :blush: :lol: The best part is the way you spelled "giant boawls", it looks like it should be pronounced "giant balls".

Ahhhh stop makin me laugh, I'm so sore!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Donutos]

:lol: :lol: oops, looks like a long island accent....coawfee :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Welcome to Coawfee Toawk, I'm yuh host Linder Richman..

Hey why do they do that? Turn words that end in A into an ER?

 

[Donutos]

cuz they ah retahded, they take the ah off the cheh and put in on the sofer that's what my grandma says...my dad's family lives in boston so they all talk like that.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: That's so cute.



You're retahded!

YOU ah!

YOU ah!

*make out*

 

[Donutos]

:lol: the funniest thing is when my cousin was about 4 and she would smell something and be like "hey! who fahted?!" i think i almost coughed up a lung when i first heard that

 

[dascoot]

Oh man right? Little kids with accents are funny as shit, my boss's niece is 4 and she "tawks about her daidy aww thuh tahm, and her daidy's gohn take her to Busch Garns to see the lahns." :lol: