Heyo!:... General thought :)

Oh it wasn't intentional? I thought it sounded cute.

"I was had to go pee!"
 
My friend made me watch this scene from some weird porno he was watching called like college girls guide on how to get pussy or some shit. So, everyone in the film was sitting around talking about stuff and paris came up in the convo and this weird guy who looks like he is on crack says "I just want to piss on her face and be like "bitch, your really not that hot""

There is my :2cents:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: THAT!! was the best Paris-related statement anyone on earth has ever made in the history of mankind!!
 
One of my friends watches a ton of porn and he always pauses it on a super gross shot and then he will let his comp go into standby so when you sit down and shake the mouse to get the screen on your like "FUCK DUDE!!!!!".

He is a jerk.
 
:lol:

i have a friend that does that too...he works at a video rental store and just takes the grossest scat porn for the same purpose
 
I do.........I mean, my friieeenndd does that too. :unsure: Or no actually what... my friend does is when my husband asks me to look up some particular site for him, I'll find some really bizarre site or picture and then once it's loaded, go up top and type out the entire URL for the site he wants but not hit enter.. and then be like "What the hell is the matter with you?? Newegg.com?? You FREAK!" and he looks over and there's a lady and a lobster and it's very funny. :)
 
:lol: I don't know if I completely followed that but it was funny anyway.
 
I like the soccer badgers best. Footy footy footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND! :lol: :wub:
 
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