The Lunch Table

[sketchyrx]

English muffins w/ big glass o' moo

 

[dascoot]

Ch-ch-ch-CHOXIE!!

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Mar 20 2006, 11:23 PM
Thank God this is not an easy place to find.. h34r:

h34r:

 

[dascoot]

He sneaked in and out without detection.



HAW HAW, that doesn't say much about your manhood!

 

[Bloodlessr]

No way, I was reading men's health today, I got some interesting tips...

sex tips.

 

[dascoot]

I see, and were the tips handed out by a woman?

 

[Bloodlessr]

Yes, actually. One of them was put pillows under her butt during missionary style and make sure get all the way in there. I guess the pillows raise her up, helps out with the stimualtion.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: :lol: What are some others?

 

[cultclassic]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 21 2006, 11:44 PM
I see, and were the tips handed out by a woman?

Yes. Bobbit something.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 21 2006, 10:24 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: What are some others?

Umm, there was one telling how to do the whole standing up position when shes like sitting half way on a table. They told you the right way to do it so you don't hurt the lady. And of course there was the simple brush of her neck during sex, you ladies have very sensitive necks and I guess that can make a big difference. Oh yeah, and ther was a little part on the lady's behind too, I guess it gets overlooked during sex but doing some stuff like giving it a firm squeeze can really enhance her experience. It was great reading.

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol: @ this conversation. And yeah, pillows are cool. h34r:

 

[Bloodlessr]

I'm all about pleasing the ladies what can I say!

 

[dascoot]

Hmm.. well I was laughing before because I thought it was gonna all be stuff that's already completely obvious to us women but that you men tend to ignore when we instruct you thusly because you think that copying the pr0n stars is the way to go. But the standing up position thing is new to me. I am intrigued. Latest issue of Men's Health you say? *rubs chin*

 

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Mar 22 2006, 12:23 PM
you ladies have very sensitive necks

:lol: :lol:

 

[a_iver]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 22 2006, 03:41 PM
Hmm.. well I was laughing before because I thought it was gonna all be stuff that's already completely obvious to us women but that you men tend to ignore when we instruct you thusly because you think that copying the pr0n stars is the way to go. But the standing up position thing is new to me. I am intrigued. Latest issue of Men's Health you say? *rubs chin*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

You hush, proper positioning is valuable information.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I think its the newest issue, its got Dwayne Wade on the cover.

 

[a_iver]

El Topica Titel es muy approppriato si?

(how's the spanglish goin for ya?? )

 

[dascoot]

I'ma steal the C++ book outta the bathroom and replace it with new reading material. :naughty:

:lol: Anthony, you used Babelfish you cheater.

 

[a_iver]

Babelfish??