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The funniest thing I've seen today
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It really looks a lot like him, but the picture's kinda blurry. The only reason I don't think it's him is because of his occupation. Then again, the last time I saw him was 2 years ago....
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This is so ridiculous. :lol: :lol:
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I'm at a loss for words....
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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she
had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit
offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and
where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird
looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith"
parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she
had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit
offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and
where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird
looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith"
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The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog........Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about
bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking
my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door. :lol:
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog........Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about
bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking
my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door. :lol:
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I'm laughing at how stupid me and my roomate are, this is us chatting on aim even though we live in the same house, but hes in the basement and i'm on the second floor.
bsaw666: sicbeatdszzzzz
DrPAINz0rs: bead!!!!zzzzz
DrPAINz0rs: 40fucking1k biathvchchc
DrPAINz0rs: ur raping my megahurtz
DrPAINz0rs: i got no browse
bsaw666: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
bsaw666: WHAT?!? !
DrPAINz0rs: my browse isa slowsa
bsaw666: I got no gigs on transfer no up no down
bsaw666: I delorted all things
DrPAINz0rs: j/k
DrPAINz0rs: nt ns gg
bsaw666: WTF JUICE
DrPAINz0rs: HDDVDBLURAYDVDRWDIVXDVDBURNERDRIVEDVDPLAYER
bsaw666: sonicabilityismityedism
DrPAINz0rs: hhhhhsause
bsaw666: sicbeatdszzzzz
DrPAINz0rs: bead!!!!zzzzz
DrPAINz0rs: 40fucking1k biathvchchc
DrPAINz0rs: ur raping my megahurtz
DrPAINz0rs: i got no browse
bsaw666: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
bsaw666: WHAT?!? !
DrPAINz0rs: my browse isa slowsa
bsaw666: I got no gigs on transfer no up no down
bsaw666: I delorted all things
DrPAINz0rs: j/k
DrPAINz0rs: nt ns gg
bsaw666: WTF JUICE
DrPAINz0rs: HDDVDBLURAYDVDRWDIVXDVDBURNERDRIVEDVDPLAYER
bsaw666: sonicabilityismityedism
DrPAINz0rs: hhhhhsause
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We literally speak like that to each other too.
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I totally want one of those....Originally posted by givemfitz@Apr 1 2007, 09:07 PM
This would elevate to Super Dorkdom. :lol: :lol: Have you seen the chair ?
Click me, baby.
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The duct taped baby is freakin' awesome!
But I'm curious about the woman sitting naked with the thong on. Do most normal people sit around in nothing but a thong and let their baby put it in their mouth? Creepy....
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Soooooooo...........that's wrong?
Welllllllll my house my rules. I'll wear what I want.
[/b][/quote]I asked if most NORMAL people sit around their homes in a thong.
