The funniest thing I've seen today

[dascoot]

Originally posted by cultclassic@Dec 17 2005, 01:02 AM
RIM JOB!!!!

:lol: :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

oooook :lol:

 

[Donutos]

"Dolphins eat human babies.
Dolphins sound like they breathe helium but in fact they are just gay.
Dolphins created racism
Dolphins eat shit for breakfast.
Dolphins where the real assassins of president Kennedy.
Dolphins where sole propriotors of the first boy bands"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

WTF!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

"I hate them so much, just thinking about them makes me wanna punch an old lady in the head" :lol:

 

[Donutos]

bookmarked the shit out of that site, 5 star find

 

[Sir_Garland]

Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck You".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


Oppps.. Don't forget Social Security Sex. You get a little each month.. But not enough to live on !

 

[ledzepgrl]

Psychotic Target Game

 

[Sir_Garland]

haha

 

[Donutos]

those ornaments are the hawtness

 

[dascoot]

You put lipstick on random stuff and make out with it dontcha.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Dec 20 2005, 07:35 PM
Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck You".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


Oppps.. Don't forget Social Security Sex. You get a little each month.. But not enough to live on !

:lol:

doesnt look too promising then does it

 

[Donutos]

Originally posted by dascoot@Dec 24 2005, 04:48 AM
You put lipstick on random stuff and make out with it dontcha.

well SOMEONE spilled the beans

 

[dascoot]

. o O (It was the apple pie.)

 

[Bloodlessr]

Yeah, SEAFOOD SALAD!!!!!

 

[dascoot]

:mellow:

 

[Bloodlessr]

 

[dascoot]

Sometimes I just wanna pinch you.

 

[Bloodlessr]

OUCH!!!

 

[Bloodlessr]

Merry Christmas.

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