The funniest thing I've seen today

[cultclassic]

huh?

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ all the links. Contact :lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

"Our female staff members are all hot, so, even if there's nothing to meet about, we'll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time." <-- :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Our marketing solutions are newer than anyone else's, and they sound better because we give them cool titles like "Global Awareness Paradigms," and "Market Consciousness Philosophies," and "Creative Product Re-development Support."
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I was laughing to hard to read it all. Should have added their close:

When your project has been completed, we'll give you several follow-up phone calls to give the appearance that we even remember who you are or what we sold you.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[leone]

Client satisfaction is always our first priority. Well...actually...maybe something like third or fourth. But we really do take care of our clients. More or less, anyway.

:lol: :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Weird

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Aug 4 2005, 08:15 PM
Weird

ill never look at a girl the same again...

 

[givemfitz]

I doubt you ever did. Nemesis of porn. :lol:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Aug 4 2005, 10:13 PM
I doubt you ever did. Nemesis of porn. :lol:

hey hey :angry: i will destroy the pornography industry...you just wait

 

[leone]

*still waiting*

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 4 2005, 01:19 PM

hey hey :angry: i will destroy the pornography industry...you just wait

:lol: Are you going to start appearing in movies? Hmmmmm. Might work. :lol: :lol:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by givemfitz+Aug 4 2005, 10:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (givemfitz @ Aug 4 2005, 10:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Scythe@Aug 4 2005, 01:19 PM

hey hey :angry: i will destroy the pornography industry...you just wait

:lol: Are you going to start appearing in movies? Hmmmmm. Might work. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
<_< that doesnt sound very convincing from a eunuch whose mom comes free with a pack of condoms

 

[Scythe]

ehm....you can post here....i wasnt serious

 

[Scythe]

come on, post, someone, anyone! i cant stand it; im feeling guilty as hell...just post for crying out loud

 

[dascoot]

*post*

 

[Scythe]

:wub: thank you thank you

 

[givemfitz]

Ahhhhh Good Times

 

[leone]

:shifty:

 

[dascoot]

That guy does not look like he's friends with those kids. He's like the creepy old dude that hangs out at his old high school. :lol:

 

[Mr. Awesome]

This was so out-of-the-blue it killed me. They even included my favorite part with the racing helmet guys. So ghey.