The funniest thing I've seen today

[Sir_Garland]

Beer is good for you

 

[Sir_Garland]

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange

>buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her

>daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

>

>Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter

>replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about

>as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

>

>The next day, the girls father heard the same buzz coming from the other

>side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his

>daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

>

>To his query's to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm

>thirty-five years old, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll

>ever get to a husband! Please go away and leave me alone.

>

>A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the

>groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,

>of all places, the family room.

>

>She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring

>at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

>The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm

>watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

 

[cultclassic]

http://www.cnn.com/offbeat/gallery/content.1.4.html

 

[dascoot]

That's so cute.

 

[dascoot]

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1291.htm

 

[givemfitz]

 

[cultclassic]

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1291.htm

:lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Arrrrrrmy training Sirr!!!

 

[leone]

Ouch! :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Now, do you blame that on his trainer who never warned him of recoil, or him for being a dumbass?

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: Both. Although I'd lay odds that he was not only warned but shown a film much like that one.

 

[givemfitz]

Who wants chowder? :lol: :lol: :lol: You've been warned. :devil:

 

[leone]

Uh-oh Someone click first. h34r:

 

[ledzepgrl]

I did. It's funny

 

[Sir_Garland]

Eeewwww

 

[drizzt_fan14]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jul 10 2005, 08:41 AM
http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1291.htm

Wow, I laughed at that way too hard. :lol: :lol:

 

[drizzt_fan14]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...1&tc=photo&rd=1

 

[leone]

:blink:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by drizzt_fan14@Jul 19 2005, 06:52 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...1&tc=photo&rd=1

:blink:

 

[givemfitz]