The funniest thing I've seen today

[givemfitz]

Try again. It worked for me just now. It takes a while but it works.

 

[leone]

:lol:

 

[dascoot]

There's an evil monkey living in my closet!

 

[leone]

It's just me. I'm looking for those binoculars I left here yesterday.

 

[givemfitz]

And it's wearing all of my clothes from last fall. Stupid fashionsenseless evil monkey.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@May 25 2005, 06:07 PM
It's just me. I'm looking for those binoculars I left here yesterday.

I took em to Michigan to stalk Jesse and wound up at Andy's house on accident.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by givemfitz@May 25 2005, 06:09 PM
And it's wearing all of my clothes from last fall. Stupid fashionsenseless evil monkey.

Well you're not wearing them!

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot+May 25 2005, 06:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ May 25 2005, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leone@May 25 2005, 06:07 PM
It's just me. I'm looking for those binoculars I left here yesterday.

I took em to Michigan to stalk Jesse and wound up at Andy's house on accident. [/b][/quote]
Did he try to flash you?

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by leone+May 25 2005, 03:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ May 25 2005, 03:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz@May 25 2005, 06:09 PM
And it's wearing all of my clothes from last fall. Stupid fashionsenseless evil monkey.

Well you're not wearing them! [/b][/quote]
Of course not. It's spring. Those are goodwill clothes. Or they were before they became monkeyfied. <_<

 

[leone]

Originally posted by givemfitz@May 25 2005, 06:16 PM
Those are goodwill clothes. Or they were before they became monkeyfied. <_<

Just for that, I'm gonna pee on your good clothes when you're asleep.

 

[dascoot]

Haha the evil monkey asses up your wardrobe!

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 25 2005, 06:20 PM
Haha the evil monkey asses up your wardrobe!

I could do ^ that too.

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I've never heard of women peeing in the closet. Just men. Very drunk men.

 

[leone]

...and in your shoes.

 

[dascoot]

My husband pissed in the pantry once. In a garbage can. k:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@May 25 2005, 06:31 PM
My husband pissed in the pantry once. In a garbage can. k:

:lol: Because he felt like it?

 

[dascoot]

Well the story goes that he was drunk but ya never can tell.. :lol:

 

[leone]

Well... at least it was into a can. :lol: :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

If you are offended by cameltoe then don't look. A friend sent this to me after double checking that I wasn't yanking her chain about the term and what it means. She'd never heard it before. Anyway....kinda funny site.

 

[dascoot]

He also peed on a stuffed Kermit The Frog that was hanging out from behind the couch.