The funniest thing I've seen today

[givemfitz]

:lol: :lol:

Maybe we spend more??? *shrugs*

 

[givemfitz]

CLICK

 

[dascoot]

Not funny, just cool.

 

[leone]

Whoa. :blink: Anyone else think of Alien? :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

:huh: Yep

 

[givemfitz]

Women's Personal Ads

40-ish...Really means...48

Athletic...Really means...Flat-chested.

Average looking...Really means...Ugly.

Beautiful...Really means...Pathological liar.

Educated...Really means...College dropout.

Emotionally Secure...Really means...Medicated.

Feminist...Really means...Fat; ball buster.

Free spirit...Really means...Drug user.

Friendship first...Really means...Trying to live down reputation as sl*t.

Fun...Really means...Annoying.

Good Listener...Really means...Borderline Autistic.

New-Age...Really means...All body hair, all the time.

Old-fashioned...Really means...Lights out, missionary position only.

Open-minded...Really means...Desperate.

Outgoing...Really means...Loud.

Poet...Really means...Depressive Schizophrenic.

Professional...Really means...Real Witch.

Redhead...Really means...Shops the Clairol section.

Reubenesque...Really means...Grossly Fat.

Romantic...Really means...Looks better by candle light.

Weight proportional to height...Really means...Hugely Fat.

Wants Soulmate...Really means...One step away from stalking.

Widow...Really means...Nagged first husband to death

 

[givemfitz]

Borderline Autistic :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[leone]

Depressive Schizophrenic
Pathological liar
Shops the Clairol section

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Mens Personal Ads

40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR

Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated: Will patronize you all the time

Free Spirit: Slept with your sister

Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nookie

Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking: Arrogant

Very good looking: Dumb as a board

Honest: Pathological Liar

Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama's boy

Mature: Older than your father

Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested

Physically fit: Does a lot of 12-ounce curls

Poet: Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall

Sensitive: Cries at chick flicks

Stable: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

Thoughtful: Says "Excuse me" when he farts

 

[leone]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Nov 30 2006, 08:18 PM
Stable: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

:lol: :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

What will they think of next? :lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports

 

[Bloodlessr]

LOL Rusty Kuntz!!!!! :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Gross!!! But the tagline cracks me up. :lol: :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Got wood? :lol: Damn trees. They should keep it in their bark or get a room or sunthin.

 

[leone]

:lol: You say that as if you don't walk around like that with a hole in your 'roos. h34r:

 

[givemfitz]

Changed 'em. Wearin' Batman now. No holes.

 

[leone]

:lol: They have a flap in the back?

 

[givemfitz]

Nope. Only the Wonder Woman ones (Xmas present <_< don't ask) have a flap.

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: Who gave you that? :lol: