The funniest thing I've seen today

Yeah, she's totally fine now. It happened a few years ago. But no, it was some random cat that hopped out of the gutter. So now, for some reason I have this reoccurring nightmare that I'm being attacked by a black cat. :lol: Maybe that's why I hate them so much? <_<
 
It's very likely. You don't like all cats or just the adult cats?
 
Yeah, I don't really care for any cats. I like kittens for the most part....and some cats are tolerable...I mean I don't run screaming when I see one. I'd just never own one as a pet. I'm a dog person. :rolleyes:
 
Dumb Ass Giant questions <_<

1.If you found $100 that was lost by a bank truck on the street yesterday, would you turn the money over to the bank, even though you knew for sure that there was no reward?

2.You avoid doing favors for people when you know they will never pay you back.

3.Making other people feel good is the most important thing in your life.

4.This job will most likely be temporary until you can find a better job.

5.Employees probably think about quitting their job more often than management realizes.

I mean come the fuck on! I know I won't get hired now if I'm completely honested. :angry:
 
That's why you have to fib and tell them what they want. Then once you're hired, screw them.
 
They ask those stupid questions for the stupid people who are quite possibly crazy. So if they answer it wrong they won't be hired. Think of it as a screening process that benefits current employees from having to work with idiots. :)
 
:lol: I got this in a myspace bulletin and thought I would share.

How to treat a lady....OR not

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "f*** you" and grab the other girls *ss. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *itching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
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Originally posted by ledzepgrl+Jun 15 2006, 09:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ledzepgrl @ Jun 15 2006, 09:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sir_Garland@Jun 15 2006, 12:48 PM
Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
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Ohhh DO we? <_< :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:
 
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