SOMEONE MAKE A NEW TOPIC!!

[Scythe]

Originally posted by ALDR123456789N@Aug 14 2005, 04:12 AM
that's the most romantic thing i've ever heard

:lol: LMFAO

See? It sounds slightly less retarded now, dunnit?

eh.....actually, no

 

[ALDR123456789N]

guys, who's birthdays are coming up? mine is next month on the 20th, i'll be turning 19, which means total freedom and maybe my gf will let me go inside a strip club because we all know it is part of every man's journey through life to go inside one.

 

[a_iver]

not mine

And my birthday's not till... ermm January.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 14 2005, 03:54 AM

See? It sounds slightly less retarded now, dunnit?

eh.....actually, no

I live behind a strip club! :woo:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot+Aug 14 2005, 02:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Aug 14 2005, 02:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Scythe@Aug 14 2005, 03:54 AM

See? It sounds slightly less retarded now, dunnit?

eh.....actually, no

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Makes sense to me. k:

 

[ALDR123456789N]

Originally posted by dascoot+Aug 14 2005, 02:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Aug 14 2005, 02:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Scythe@Aug 14 2005, 03:54 AM

See? It sounds slightly less retarded now, dunnit?

eh.....actually, no

I live behind a strip club! :woo: [/b][/quote]
that's a burden for any husband to have.

 

[dascoot]

Burden nothin, he refuses to go.

 

[ALDR123456789N]

why? did u try and force him or something?

 

[dascoot]

*shrug* I'm open minded, I know how guys are.

Sorry Anthony, I mean most guys.

He knows he can go if he wants to, he just doesn't want to. Though I really can't blame him, any strippers from around here prolly have Confederate flag tattoos on their asses and 4 teeth.

 

[ALDR123456789N]

hahahha, i see what you mean.
i've always wondered...are you allowed to play with yourself when you're in there?

 

[dascoot]

:lol: No, don't you remember when Pee Wee Herman got arrested? Public Indecency or Public Nudity or Lewd And Lascivious Behavior or something like that. You're not allowed to touch the strippers either.

 

[ALDR123456789N]

not even under the table?

 

[dascoot]

*shiver*

It's not allowed, put it that way. Though I'm sure the men's rooms would light up like fireworks under a UV light.

 

[ALDR123456789N]

i wouldn't even want to go in there.
ohh man, that sucks...whats the point in going in stripclubs then

 

[dascoot]

Well I would tend to say it's for the guys out there that need to see some "new" so they can go home to the "old". Or the lonely guys I guess, the ones that think they can't get a woman to pay attention to em unless they pay em. Or maybe others just like to see women take their clothes off. *shrug*

It's like a novelty, ya know? Rite of passage. "Woo I went to a booby bar and got a lap dance!"

 

[ALDR123456789N]

ye my gf has never ever given me a lapdance...it's not her thing...i'd like that very much. damnit! i just want to experience it...so ye, i pretty much can't wait to turn 19.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Yeah most women would probably be too shy to do something like that for their guy.

 

[ALDR123456789N]

yeah, it's so frustrating...hehe, but it's so sexy

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by a_iver@Aug 14 2005, 08:28 PM
not mine

my man, im with you

ye my gf has never ever given me a lapdance...it's not her thing...i'd like that very much. damnit! i just want to experience it...so ye, i pretty much can't wait to turn 19.

meh, im too anthony-ish to want something like that

 

[ALDR123456789N]

Originally posted by Scythe+Aug 14 2005, 06:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Scythe @ Aug 14 2005, 06:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-a_iver@Aug 14 2005, 08:28 PM
not mine

my man, im with you

ye my gf has never ever given me a lapdance...it's not her thing...i'd like that very much. damnit! i just want to experience it...so ye, i pretty much can't wait to turn 19.

meh, im too anthony-ish to want something like that [/b][/quote]
not even just to experience it? it'll be fun h34r: