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[dascoot]

MacGyver once fashioned a crude microwave oven by hitting atoms with a hammer. The resulting explosion created the universe. He just wanted to warm up his bean burrito.

 

[Donutos]

:lol:

i found the real macgyverisms from the tv show :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

MacGyver invented television for the sole purpose of his own show. After his show had run its course he was going to destroy every television on earth until he was contacted by Chuck Norris who kindly asked him to not destroy television. MacGyver thought about it and accepted Norris' proposal after Norris promised MacGyver a 100 year supply of paper clips.

 

[dascoot]

Hahah oh hell no! "Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak".. :lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Dec 5 2005, 01:38 PM
MacGyver invented television for the sole purpose of his own show. After his show had run its course he was going to destroy every television on earth until he was contacted by Chuck Norris who kindly asked him to not destroy television. MacGyver thought about it and accepted Norris' proposal after Norris promised MacGyver a 100 year supply of paper clips.

:lol: .. and then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked MacGyver to death and stole the paperclips back..

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 5 2005, 10:36 AM
:lol:

i found the real macgyverisms from the tv show :lol:

That is awesome.

 

[Donutos]

if macgyver were a transformer, he would turn into a paperclip

 

[Bloodlessr]

MacGyver was once in a pornographic film entitled "Jerry Rigged".

 

[dascoot]

Used SAK to push key out of lock other side of door
Key fell on map previously slid under door
Slid map out with key on it
Used map as pea shooter distraction
Rolled map around bar to knock bad person
Slid down sand dune on map
Used map & duct tape to patch hole in hot air balloon

I'm totally adding a map to my emergency kit. :mellow:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Dec 5 2005, 01:43 PM
MacGyver was once in a pornographic film entitled "Jerry Rigged".

OH. MY. GOD. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Used SAK!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Donutos]

hahaha yeah i was just reading that part :lol:

 

[Donutos]

Nylon = adiphic acid, hexmethylene diamene, & iron
Mirror, wires, spiral ash tray for hypnosis
Candle holder, electric cord, rubber = "Heart starter"

i'm down for some experimenting

 

[Bloodlessr]

MacGyver drives a 1984 IROC Z which does not run on gas, it runs exclusively on MacGyver's will and determination.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 5 2005, 01:48 PM

Nylon = adiphic acid, hexmethylene diamene, & iron
Mirror, wires, spiral ash tray for hypnosis
Candle holder, electric cord, rubber = "Heart starter"

i'm down for some experimenting

:naughty:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Dec 5 2005, 01:48 PM
MacGyver drives a 1984 IROC Z

Hahah that splains the mullet.. :lol:

OK OK umm..

OK, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. MacGyver ganked all the pieces and built a rocket ship with them.

 

[Bloodlessr]

We should switch to someone else. Lets do Arnold. :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

I'm going to compile and easy list of all the ones we made so far too.

Here is the plan make them up in this thread and I will start another one with all of them in one post. Ok?

 

[Donutos]

Originally posted by dascoot+Dec 5 2005, 10:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Dec 5 2005, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Donutos@Dec 5 2005, 01:48 PM

Nylon = adiphic acid, hexmethylene diamene, & iron
Mirror, wires, spiral ash tray for hypnosis
Candle holder, electric cord, rubber = "Heart starter"

i'm down for some experimenting

:naughty: [/b][/quote]
sorry, macgyver taught me how to make the perfect mate

Made doll from handkerchief and sock
Salt, Seltzer, green olives

 

[dascoot]

I just got an email from Bob Geldoff. k:

Jesus was so impressed with the delightful five-course meal that MacGyver whipped together using only eggs, cheese, and carrots one night that he tried his own version with bread and fish a few weeks later.