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[dascoot]

MacGyver's only failed invention was an incendiary device that didn't explode. When the ninjas he was battling at the time examined it, they saw that he had accidently used licorice instead of rope to light the bomb. MacGyver was embarassed, but the ninjas laughed and slapped him on the back and took him to Chilis for a beer and some Boneless Buffalo Wings.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Dec 5 2005, 12:59 PM
MacGuyver actually replaced his own spleen once using a paring knife, a shoestring, and a cantelope.

:lol: :lol: *couhging* Oh man I'm losing my voice. :lol:

 

[Donutos]

every time macgyver uses his computer he laughs, because he actually created the internet in 1903 by licking a postage stamp and putting it on a light bulb

 

[Bloodlessr]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

All of those are good so far!!!

 

[Bloodlessr]

MacGyver actually has a license from government to take anything at any time and use it, so if you ever see him running towards you kindly hand over all your possesions or you will be inprisoned for life.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 5 2005, 01:03 PM
every time macgyver uses his computer he laughs, because he actually created the internet in 1903 by licking a postage stamp and putting it on a light bulb

:lol: :heart: it.

MacGyver once stole God's Cloudsong. The resulting chaos separated Pangea.

 

[Donutos]

during his college years, macgyver would skip class, and instead send his clones, composed of beer and scotch tape, to class

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by dascoot+Dec 5 2005, 10:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Dec 5 2005, 10:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Donutos@Dec 5 2005, 01:03 PM
every time macgyver uses his computer he laughs, because he actually created the internet in 1903 by licking a postage stamp and putting it on a light bulb

:lol: :heart: it.

MacGyver once stole God's Windsong. The resulting chaos separated Pangea. [/b][/quote]
Don't you mean Cloudsong? :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr+Dec 5 2005, 01:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bloodlessr @ Dec 5 2005, 01:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by dascoot@Dec 5 2005, 10:08 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Donutos

@Dec 5 2005, 01:03 PM
every time macgyver uses his computer he laughs, because he actually created the internet in 1903 by licking a postage stamp and putting it on a light bulb

:lol: :heart: it.

MacGyver once stole God's Windsong. The resulting chaos separated Pangea.

Don't you mean Cloudsong? :lol: [/b][/quote]
Hahahah yeah, I fixed it. "Windsong" is my grandma's perfume. :lol: :lol:

 

[Donutos]

unknown to most, the best skate boarder in the world used to be blake aaronson and not tony hawk, but when blake created a new move and named it macgyver, he exploded mid-air

 

[Bloodlessr]

MacGyver cured SARS by killing every asian person with a small plastic toy he crafted. It made them explode once they were in its presence for over 3 seconds.

 

[Donutos]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Dec 5 2005, 10:15 AM
MacGyver cured SARS by killing all every asian person with a small plastic toy he crafted. It made them explode once they were in its presence for over 3 seconds.

:lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

MacGyver once got cut off in thick traffic. He became livid and his resulting road rage caused a firey car crash. He lept from his car and ran to the other driver, who had unfortunately died in the collision. MacGyver, thinking quickly, fashioned a defibrillator from a gum wrapper and the cigarette lighter socket, working for several minutes to restart the man's heart. The man finally sputtered back to life, and MacGyver promptly fucked him up for denting the Jag.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Awhile back MacGyver decided to make a ham sandwich, two days later we were going to the moon with the technology he developed.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Dec 5 2005, 01:19 PM
Awhile back MacGyver decided to make a ham sandwich, two days later we were going to the moon with the technology he developed.

^ :lol: :lol:

 

[Donutos]

once, when macgyver forgot a condom, he created one out of a dr. sholls and a set of dice (for her pleasure)

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Donutos@Dec 5 2005, 01:28 PM
once, when macgyver forgot a condom, he created one out of a dr. sholls and a set of dice (for her pleasure)

Haha gross.

Having created numerous bombs from just rubber bands and aluminum foil, MacGyver decided to seek out the people responsible for these two wonder products and thank them. As it turned out both inventors were long dead, but were survived by their very lovely great great granddaughters, who both fell instantly in love with MacGyver. The only logical solution was of course a battle royale. However, as soon as Foil Girl and Rubberband Girl came in physical contact with each other in MacGyver's presence, they exploded. Pity, he really shoulda known better.

 

[Donutos]

^ :lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

MacGyver once got into a scrap with Ghangis Khan, he defeated Khan by tunneling through the Earth and once on the other side he filled up his end of the hole. Khan followed MacGyver until he realized what he had done and turned around and went back only to find out the other side had been filled in also trapping him in the center in the Earth. Little did Khan know that Macgyver had placed a small explosive made of rocks and a pigeon at the entrance of the tunnel and timed it to explode and fill up the hole. MacGyver then stood over the hole and laughed heartily.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Rocks and a pigeon.