Random Dump Zone, part.. what? Kajillion?

[dascoot]

I was just up at my former work saying goodbye to everyone one last time and on the way home there was naturally no traffic cause it was 4 am.

I was in the middle lane, with no one in the right or left lanes, and this car was sitting in the median fixin to U-turn into my direction. I blow past, the car pulls out behind me.

It speeds up a little, then slows down, then gets into the left lane, then back behind me. It flashes its lights at me and I fix my eyes on the rearview because I thought it might be a cop and I was doin about 10 over.

Then it gets back into the right lane and speeds up and keeps level with me. I look over to the right and this woman about my age is givin me the hairy eyeball.

I go :blink: and just look at her because.. what the hell, ya know? She just kept staring at me with this look of disgust on her face, and I yell WHAT?? out the open window. But she takes an exit and drives off.

So I was thoroughly mystified and kinda bothered until I remember my Flying Spaghetti Monster emblem on the bumper and the sticker in my back window that says "My killer robot skull-fucked your honor student" (the one Leone showed us.)

Da ha, she's a bitch.

 

[Bloodlessr]

You have a sticker that says that? AHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dascoot]

It's the one down at the very bottom.

Leone I looked and where's that original post you made about it??

 

[leone]

It disappeared.

 

[dascoot]

I know huh!

 

[thesassycynic]

Ahahaha. I love the sticker. I would buy that one and stick it on my car, but my boss is already "sick of looking at" my "Darwin Loves You" sticker. I guess that's what I get for being a dance teacher. But hey, you can't please everybody. I like your sticker.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jul 31 2006, 05:31 PM
I know huh!

I've been looking for it for the past half hour and all I got was a trip down memory lane.

 

[dascoot]

I did a search for every post you ever made with the word "goats" in it, and nada.

Hahah yeah they didn't like my bumper sticker at the Assisted Living Facility much either Sassy. Ah well.

 

[leone]

Yeah that was the first thing I did too. Then I started going through 'em page by page and I've come to the conclusion that I should stop posting so such. :blink:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: So where does that put me?

 

[leone]

You've been here longer. Plus, you actually say something and I make stupid cracks. :leela:

 

[leone]

My stomach's making funny noises. :blink:

 

[dascoot]

Are you ok?

 

[leone]

Yeah but I think one of those Alien critters might bust through any minute now.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I have a conservative sticker on my dodge, I wont talk about it since you are all fucking liberals except for Rhonda.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Aug 1 2006, 12:10 AM
Yeah but I think one of those Alien critters might bust through any minute now.

:lol: Aww.. so I reckon Pepto prolly won't do the trick.


Garret, since when has anyone here except noobs given you or Rhonda any shit for being douchebag conservatives?

Tee hee.. sorry, just felt like using the word "douchebag" in a sentence and this was a golden moment.

Anyway so what's it say? Something about "Fuck the environment" or "Gays = Hell's kindling" maybe?

 

[sickboy]

hello?

 

[dascoot]

Where've you been?

You feelin better?

 

[sickboy]

unfortunately, no.
i'm actually in the hospital right now, one of the night nurses is letting me use her laptop.
a few days ago i had a very bad asthma attack and had supposedly blacked out.
my brother had returned home eralier than expected and found me lying on my bedroom floor.
i only got on tonight to see how things were going, besides, i'm kind of tired of reading the da vinci code (i'm not so sure one should be able to read that book in two days, but it's all i have to keep me entertained, that and my mp3 player)
so, how are things?

 

[dascoot]

I'm fine, I quit my suckass job. What the hell, like you might be dead if your brother didn't come home early ?? God damn John. Why weren't you taking better care of yourself?