People say the dumbest things

[Sir_Garland]

So um, on the stupid things people say topic. Here's one I'm sick of hearing.

me: This is Rhonda how can I help you?

customer: What was your name again? Robin?

me: It's Rhonda.

customer: Oh, your name is Rhonda?

me: Yes. How can I help you?

customer: Haha, well I'm hoping you can help me Rhonda. Haha *breaks off in song* Help me Rhonda, help-help me Rhonda. Haha. I bet you never hear THAT huh, Rhonda?

me: <_<

 

[ledzepgrl]

For some reason people always think my name is Rachel, instead of Rebecca...but the other day I was helping this old lady with something....and I told her my name and about an hour later, she goes "Bye VERONICA!" :lol:

 

[Magilune]

This morning on my way to work I heard a commercial for the Lippizaner (I don't think I spelled that right) horses and how they were comeing here to do a show and the guy said "Exciting leaps in the air above the ground". Is it just me or is taht redundant? I laghed the rest of the way to work.

:lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol: Stuff like that always cracks me up too.

 

[dascoot]

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With me it's "Michelle". My first day of work, a paraphrasing of the 4 different people I worked the floor with:

"Hi I'm Melissa."

"Hi Melissa, nice to meet you!"

Later: "Michelle could you help me in room 103?"

I've noticed too that old folks can remember Melissa later on, but when I'm first introducing myself they think I'm saying Martha.

*rubs temples*

 

[Sir_Garland]

Aww. Here. *hands Melissa a beer*

 

[dascoot]

You got my name right! :woo: *chug*

 

[Sir_Garland]

Damn, I sooo missed that opportunity! :leela: here. *hands Martha a beer* :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Fuck it, I'll be Martha for a free beer.

 

[Space Cataz]

Dan Quayle
That's all that needs to be said

 

[ledzepgrl]

“It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.” :lol:

 

[leone]

:blink: 3 pages in and I think my IQ dropped 10 points.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Does anyone else laugh hysterically at that ridiculous Burger King commercial when that "romantic" music comes on and starts singing "Biiiiiig buckiiiiing Chicken....", with the dude riding a giant chicken at a rodeo? :lol: WTF is that?

 

[dascoot]

:lol: I love all the BK ads from like the last 2 years.

 

[andy]

I used to think it said Big Fucking Chicken...

Then I realized that wouldn't happen...

 

[dascoot]

But that's why it's FUNNY.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by andy@Mar 29 2006, 01:14 AM
I used to think it said Big Fucking Chicken...

Me too :lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

I said "initiating magicalness" to a girl online once.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Mar 29 2006, 01:50 AM
I said "initiating magicalness" to a girl online once.

:lol: So sexy.

Sunday's Family Guy made me think of you roleplaying in the bedroom.



chick (in Catholic school uniform): Ooh I need a spankin, I'm a bad bad girl.

Garret: I'm a Paladin with 18 Charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my Helm Of Disintegration and do a 1 d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 Holy Avenger.

chick: Paladins can't use the Helm Of Disintegration.

Garret: Oh. OK, then I'm a black guy.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Hahhah F that. :lol:

Seriously F that. I have way more than 97 hit points and I Wield a Zealous Wingblade of Fortitude.

:lol: :lol: :lol: