PART II of: My pet Tarantula

one time, my friends and i were drive-by egging...and there were these punk kids, some kind of neo-nazis and they were perfect targets...and i was like..."WATCH THIS GUYS!!!!!!!!" i'm aiming for them and trying to show off to my gf and stuff...and when i went to go throw the egg, it hit the top of the window and smashed all over the place and onto my gf's hair and stuff...and she got so mad...and i was so embaressed. i was never allowed to throw an egg ever again :(
 
:lol: Awww.. one time we went to go wrap our teachers house.. and she totally gave us the wrong adress..!! She gave us her annoying neighboors house and she was watching the whole time.. when we got to class that next day she told us.. and we were like ummm hello NOW we know where you live!! But we couldn't tell if it was on the right or left.. so we gave up :(
 
hahaaha one time, my friends and i were drive-by egging (way before i was disallowed to throw eggs) and we were down to our last egg and i told them i'd find the most perfect car to hit...and so we went and searched and searched around...and after like 20 minutes, i found like this brand new hyundai and i was like...."YEAH, THERE SHE IS...THAT'S MY VICTIM" and when i hit it, we all celebrated and just down the street was the mercedes dealership, with a parking lot filled with the most luxurious cars i've ever seen.
 
That's hot. So was she all 65 years old with mad scientist hair and coffee breath and boobs to her navel? :naughty:
 
:o no actually she was like 40 and she was so hot!! She played volleyball and taught algebra *shivers* and she was going thourhg a divorce at the time

We all wanted her tits ;)
 
jesus, i swear...i fell in love with my teacher in gr. 11...i thought i was going to marry her...but then i looked at my hands and i knew that they were only good for C Cups and hers were way passed my hand limits...i have these weird rules
 
see, i can't tell...the lady on erika's avatar might just have like B CUPS or maybe even C's and they're being squished to make them look bigger? :ph34r:
 
:lol: no I was :( cos I can't remember when I had c cups

All my life all of my teachers weren't very pretty except Ms Emitte.. that's why i said i will never be one ;)
 
Originally posted by ALDR123456789N@Aug 17 2005, 08:02 PM
when do boobs stop growing?
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Usually when puberty's over, but they get bigger if you gain weight or get pregnant.
 
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