No one home..

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[dascoot]

 

[Scythe]

k then...gimme an attack roll :naughty:

and im an elf i get a +1 dexterity bonus :shifty:

 

[dascoot]

Mmmmmm that's good euphemism!

 

[Scythe]

:huh: i was serious

....

....

so yea, anyway, spanking huh? <_<

 

[dascoot]

No. Done with boys.

 

[Scythe]

no more guys....doesnt mean no spanking

 

[dascoot]

Yep it do.

 

[Scythe]

k then

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so....girls huh?

 

[dascoot]

Nope.

 

[Sir_Garland]

 

[dascoot]

. o O (Of course yep, but it's Ken. Gotta play it lowkey, wink wink.)

 

[Sir_Garland]

Oh okay then.

 

[sickboy]

i think i'm a catalyst for car accidents

 

[dascoot]

Okayyy what happened.

 

[sickboy]

car accidents always happen in front of me.
today a car was hit from behind and spun out of control in front of me while i was walking to me car with a basket of groceries.
and of course i had to stay so that i could give my statment to the police.
by the time i got him, the ice cream had melted.

 

[dascoot]

Sorry bout the ice cream.. soooo was anyone hurt?

 

[sickboy]

nope, but a lot of people stopped to help out, it was cool.
the ice cream is fine, just had to refreeze it.
ben and jerry are some tough mofos

 

[dascoot]

Mm.

 

[a_iver]

you know what's weird? i never have any crazy driving stories. i'm a good driver (for the most part) and everyone around me is always a good driver, but i always hear people telling stories. i'm jealous, but kinda not. tis strange though