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[sketchyrx]

I have special powers of persuasion. You'll see.

 

[dascoot]

Is that what you call your boobies?

 

[sketchyrx]

Yes, the left one is "Power" and the right one is "Persuasion"...

 

[dascoot]

My ex called mine Itchy and Scratchy. It wasn't very sexy. My husband just goes "BOOOOBIES" and gives em the old motor boat.

 

[sketchyrx]

:mellow: That's so passionate.

 

[dascoot]

Pff passion. Passion only exists at the beginning of a relationship. After a few years it's all "Did you fart or was that the dog?" and "You know if we have kids, you can't put them back when you get tired of them right?" and "Happy anniversary! Here's a gas station carnation and some Wendy's!" :wub:

 

[sketchyrx]

I'm a diehard romantic and an idealist. But I'm also deathly cynical. What to do.... blog?

 

[dascoot]

Blog? :huh:

 

[sketchyrx]

I guess I could make do in a passionless relationship if I had "other" outlets...maybe I'll take up blogging. Or maybe something else equally random, say, knitting or Taebo?

 

[dascoot]

Ahh. Yeah polymer clay works good too.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by sketchyrx+Aug 11 2006, 11:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sketchyrx @ Aug 11 2006, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 11 2006, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 11 2006, 09:22 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sketchyrx

@Aug 11 2006, 03:19 AM
No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry?

Hahahah. Do guys do that shit? :lol:

they should

Thank you. You're now my new crush Ken. :wub: [/b][/quote]
i dont believe you

 

[dascoot]

Wapow.

 

[Scythe]

ker-plunk

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by Scythe+Aug 11 2006, 03:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Scythe @ Aug 11 2006, 03:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Aug 11 2006, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 11 2006, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 11 2006, 09:22 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sketchyrx

@Aug 11 2006, 03:19 AM
No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry?

Hahahah. Do guys do that shit? :lol:

they should

Thank you. You're now my new crush Ken. :wub:

i dont believe you [/b][/quote]
Would you like some M&M's? I'm notoriously stingy about my chocolate stash but I'll share with you. That's a big deal.

 

[dascoot]

Tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine and the silver will turn to gold, time out of mind.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by sketchyrx+Aug 11 2006, 12:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sketchyrx @ Aug 11 2006, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 11 2006, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Aug 11 2006, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 11 2006, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 11 2006, 09:22 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sketchyrx

@Aug 11 2006, 03:19 AM
No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry?

Hahahah. Do guys do that shit? :lol:

they should

Thank you. You're now my new crush Ken. :wub:

i dont believe you

Would you like some M&M's? I'm notoriously stingy about my chocolate stash but I'll share with you. That's a big deal. [/b][/quote]
i quit m&ms

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 11 2006, 03:51 AM
Tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine and the silver will turn to gold, time out of mind.

Steely Dan? Listening to your music on Myspace? I lurves your music but why do you and Andy have the same song? I feel like I should be joining the hippie cult. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

What the fuck, did he steal my song?? *scampers*

 

[dascoot]

Andy you total bastard! First you steal the Gandhi quote, now the music. :annoyed:

 

[sketchyrx]

He's original. <_<